Until the Twelth Of NEVER!

If I was on "Best Week Ever" this week I'd say "Well, MY sources tell me that Harry Reid HASN'T BRUSHED HIS TEETH in ten years!"

If I was on "Best Week Ever" this week I'd say "Well, MY sources tell me that Harry Reid HASN'T BRUSHED HIS TEETH in ten years!"

I like the Drummer's songs on that album A LOT.

I like the Drummer's songs on that album A LOT.

Hey, cool alt-comedy fans!

Hey, cool alt-comedy fans!

I may not be anything and you might be the biggest thing. The biggest thing for me IS MAKING THIS THING WORK FOR LIFE!

I may not be anything and you might be the biggest thing. The biggest thing for me IS MAKING THIS THING WORK FOR LIFE!

The more I think the less I really care about Citric.

The more I think the less I really care about Citric.

I get your DRIFT!

I get your DRIFT!

No, I do not become incontinent when I am sad. I become incoherent.

No, I do not become incontinent when I am sad. I become incoherent.

The British have funny names for things. A "building company" is probably a Janitor.

The British have funny names for things. A "building company" is probably a Janitor.

The British have funny names for things. A "building company" is probably a Janitor.

That's a nice picture of a girl.

That's a nice picture of a girl.