That was David Carridine.

Just the other day I was wondering how much longer it would be until some awful band did a cover of "Can't Get It Out Of My Head".

Just the other day I was wondering how much longer it would be until some awful band did a cover of "Can't Get It Out Of My Head".

Yeah, Mike taught me how to do it, too. Has anyone heard from him lately?

Yeah, Mike taught me how to do it, too. Has anyone heard from him lately?

People I've never heard of keep dying! Will —- be next? Somebody keep an eye on —-! —-, I'm worried about you!

People I've never heard of keep dying! Will —- be next? Somebody keep an eye on —-! —-, I'm worried about you!

If you enjoyed my jokes at this unfortunate fellow's expense I recommend -

If you enjoyed my jokes at this unfortunate fellow's expense I recommend -

Eh, I gotta go to work and I don't really give a shit. It's 2012, ya know?

Eh, I gotta go to work and I don't really give a shit. It's 2012, ya know?

I am a mean, mean set of lips.

I am a mean, mean set of lips.

Stupid and Evil are a bad combination.

Thank God, no one should die alone.

Thank God, no one should die alone.

No.

No.

Wall Street is a SCAM, man! Reelect Obama and we will be FREE!!

Wall Street is a SCAM, man! Reelect Obama and we will be FREE!!