"Grab your glocks when you see Tuvok"

Tough luck, chinless.

I had one Star Trek action figure and it was the guy from Darmok. He came with such thrilling accessories as a burning branch. I have know idea what I was thinking when I picked him.

I really enjoyed Insurrection simply because it felt like a big budget episode. But then I have never watched anything TNG-related for complex character development or challenging plot. I have always watched it for comforting nostalgia. Insurrection was familiar, predictable, and redundant. It was everything I wanted.…

I'm trying to imagine what a Star Trek movie made by the Coen Brothers would actually be like. Would that we could someday find out.

For some reason my dad is obsessed with Emergence. When I told him that all of The Next Generation was on Netflix, he asked if that included "the one where the holodeck comes to life and makes an alien." I told him yes, and he signed up for Netflix like five minutes later. I get the impression that it's the only thing…

It wasn't their hands that they were rubbing.

And the title theme by Dawwww you all know what's coming.

*fart*

Instead of seeing this movie I just donated $10 to Donald Trump. He deserves it.

That entire segment was so relentless in its stupidity that it's difficult to comprehend how malicious it was. What kind of petty, hateful person even thinks about producing a hit piece on Fred Rogers? What is the fucking point of that? Out of all the recklessly dishonest and spiteful programming that Fox News has…

I think Warrior is the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' tour song.

They were Jim Henson's cryptic last words.

Remember a couple years ago when another one of the Fox News banshees was screeching that Mr. Rogers corrupted children by spreading an anti-Randian message that all kids are special? I would look up more details of that, but it would make me too angry.

I need a reboot. Starship Troopers is it until it's dead or I find something better.

It was the reboot the people deserved, but not the one they needed.

Frankly, I find the idea of a Starship Troopers reboot OFFENSIVE.