Very true. They kill off their first character like five minutes into the movie - an air conditioner (voiced by Phil Hartman of all people) explodes from its impotent rage. While Blanky and Toaster express remorse, Kirby the vacuum cleaner just stone cold doesn't give a fuck. Which really sets the emotional tone of…

Toy Story 3, Imma let you finish, but Brave Little Toaster had one of the best magnet scenes of all time!

Toy Story 3, Imma let you finish, but Brave Little Toaster had one of the best magnet scenes of all time!

I just talked to a lady at work last month, who, I swear this was true, told me about seeing the new "Justice Friends" movie, with Superman and the Hulk and Spiderman.

I just talked to a lady at work last month, who, I swear this was true, told me about seeing the new "Justice Friends" movie, with Superman and the Hulk and Spiderman.

E.Buzz Miller - But neither of those two items should be a clincher. With a talented and unethical prosecutor, they might be useful. But without concrete evidence - and there is no concrete evidence in this case - the circumstantial evidence would have to be overwhelming. And you couldn't even build an effective mock…

E.Buzz Miller - But neither of those two items should be a clincher. With a talented and unethical prosecutor, they might be useful. But without concrete evidence - and there is no concrete evidence in this case - the circumstantial evidence would have to be overwhelming. And you couldn't even build an effective mock…

Little Giants rocked; you watch your mouth! Rick Moranis coaches football like a pro.

I don't know this Kitty Pryde person, I haven't listened to her music, and I don't plan to in the near future. I don't know if she's over-hyped, under-hyped, or just hyped enough. I don't know if she's going to be the next Lana Del Ray or the next Odd Future, and I don't know if all the inevitable speculation about…

I don't know this Kitty Pryde person, I haven't listened to her music, and I don't plan to in the near future. I don't know if she's over-hyped, under-hyped, or just hyped enough. I don't know if she's going to be the next Lana Del Ray or the next Odd Future, and I don't know if all the inevitable speculation about…

Considering that section featured nurses pop-and-locking while demon spawn tormented sick children, I love that calling it "kind of goofy" is apparently a contentious point of criticism.

Considering that section featured nurses pop-and-locking while demon spawn tormented sick children, I love that calling it "kind of goofy" is apparently a contentious point of criticism.

Last season he murdered the elderly and framed Ryan of a crime. This season, he's ruined a dinner party and stopped Ryan's involvement in urban development.

Last season he murdered the elderly and framed Ryan of a crime. This season, he's ruined a dinner party and stopped Ryan's involvement in urban development.

God, I hope they use that on the DVD cover.

God, I hope they use that on the DVD cover.

@jerodast:disqus Yep, that sounds right. I think that's the one where Daylight Savings Time ends up preventing him from fucking a Pterodactyl, which is in line with what I'm talking about.

@jerodast:disqus Yep, that sounds right. I think that's the one where Daylight Savings Time ends up preventing him from fucking a Pterodactyl, which is in line with what I'm talking about.

Just curious, did you ever catch his first stand up special? Because I used to be in the same angry boat as you, thinking that Tosh was just a frat-boy douche with a terrible clip show. Then I stumbled upon that pre-Tosh.0 Comedy Central Presents, and it completely changed my opinion on him as a comic. It was so…

Just curious, did you ever catch his first stand up special? Because I used to be in the same angry boat as you, thinking that Tosh was just a frat-boy douche with a terrible clip show. Then I stumbled upon that pre-Tosh.0 Comedy Central Presents, and it completely changed my opinion on him as a comic. It was so…