This backlash is turning my world upsidedown. Do we still like Funeral? Can I at least have that to keep me warm against the bitter January chill?

"Shows People Watch"

The metal hands guy punching straight through another dude's face got a solid laugh out of me.

Way late to this party, but I'll throw a quick summary of my impressions out into the void anyway:
1. Sublime super-fans shouldn't shit on Radiohead if they want to be taken seriously
2. People hating on Sublime should try and check their dickishness a little bit. Liking Sublime isn't like loving Nickleback or some…

Bo Burnham does work. Love that kid.

About your second point Marah: I kinda have some information on that. A buddy of mine was in the area when they were filming and went on a sucessful "Jersey Shore: Gotta Catch'm All!" tour.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a turkey sandwich?
I don't masturbate when I eat a turkey sandwich.

shit it's supposed to be what's *worse* than 12 dead babies nailed to 12 trees. This is how Horatio Sanz must feel.

Ooooh! I've got a couple. What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermellon?

Futurechimp, you're a fucking champ. I literally spent like a half hour on that Benny Hill site, until I finally found the perfect video for it.

No one likes a biter!

I'm just grateful
That Rodney walked in on the Andrew WK one and not this one. The wackiness in this cover would rattle him to his pure, happy mailman bones.

My Criminal Justice Professor was a huge fan, so much so that his dogs were named Johnny and Utah respectively. He once spent an entire hour and a half class recreating the plot of Point Break, complete with a killer Keanu impression.

"I knew that girl was eighteen. She told me that her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn't start until college."

Nah, Ray Lewis was only safe because he killed a guy. Human sacrifice is the only surefire way to protect yourself from curses, just ask the Aztecs!

If I learned anything from Scooby Doo, a jealous understudy in a ghost costume is behind all of these "accidents". Shit's real.

Wait. This guy has a website…WITH LISTS?! Well fuck me sideways, what can't you find on the internet these days?

I can't imagine a world where you don't know what pierogis are. There so big here in pittsburgh that we put people into pierogi costumes and have them run around on our baseball field.

First Von Salsa, leave our sister fingering habits out of this! I thought that was something we kept hidden in the attic.

I'll see your "fuck that bullshit" and raise you a "fuck that fucking retarded horse fucking shit" Jorge Von Salsa. You've "been better for longer"? You haven't won a goddamned cup since 19-fucking-75. Sidney Crosby was still 12 years away from being a bad-ass little zygote the last time you guys won it all.