I could get behind the glee we saw today. It didn't take itself too seriously, and it didn't just become a series of one-liners and music video remakes. Maybe it's just cause we sat through so many fucktastrophes this season, but this episode didn't leave me feeling dead on the inside.

What really sank this PSA was the implausibility.

Like a death row pardon, two minutes too late?

Remember when Gumbi said, "Preisdent Bush doesn't care about green people" ?

Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Hey, hey, hey
Goodbye

Radiohead: 1. OK Computer 2. The Bends 3. Kid A

Even as a straight male, I've got to say that Old Spice Guy's Greta was the best one by a mile.

I once reworked "You're Beautiful" into a song about Catch-22 for an English project. And by reworked, I mean kept all the lyrics the same except for replacing the chorus with "Catch 22" sung in a falsetto.

Between the leotard and the cat breathing
I have the weirdest boner right now.

Best Feature
Everytime I start reading one of these, I think that it's too long and that I'll skim once I get halfway down. But damnit, everytime I find myself at the end wishing there was more. Hands down the best writing on the site, and I look forward to it coming out in book form.

Freedom Fan, regarding your avatar: did Gandalf choose to be a wizard or was he born that way?

This is so typical of everyone drinking the Kool-aid Barack OSAMA and his socialist agenda! You think your LAME-stream media and its ham-fisted metaphors for puberty can distract us from the death-panels being used to kill our senior citizens? Think again!

Goddamnit gerbil, if anyone ever did anything to hurt you, I'd bur y that motherfucker. You are ray of golden sunshine in a dark, dark world.

Re:Sara Jessica Parker's genealogy
Witch? Nope, the correct answer is thoroughbred, and that genealogy show is total bullshit if it says otherwise.

Quite frankly, I think I could stand having more movies end with an adorable seal dance party. I'm looking at you Inception!

Great list, but I'd have to jump on the Synecdoche New York train. That whole play within a play within a play thing should've been too dense and precious, but I'll be damned if Phillip Seymour Hoffman didn't sell the shit out of it.

Dear Freedom Fan,

Obammunists? If only Maureen Dowd were here, then we could have an inane nickname battle with both sides of the political spectrum.

Jesus, thanks for that link Juan. I can't believe I didn't know that Garfield was a cat that likes lasagna, hates Mondays, and has vivid visions grappling with the inevitability of death.

Or maybe he meant with the ratings. Scrubs limped through enough attempted cancellations to be the Rasputin of TV shows.