HAH! I TAKE @$*!#$@^)*#@ ENEMAS WITH IT!!! (NOTICE THE UPPERCASING AND THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!)

This post started out as a really lame joke about three Xs, until I read the whole thread and saw about several other lame jokes about three Xs, and I was so embarrassed I had to edit the post, and then realized I spent part of my Sunday morning reading and blogging on the AV Club.

Ashes to Ashes (if  U.K. shows count in your book).  Three "seasons" meaning 24 episodes — and if "recent" counts as far back as 2010, when it wrapped.  It ended within a few weeks of the finale of Lost and another big cable show, and its  ending was so satisfying, it was blogged about for weeks about how to end a TV…

What's with all the love for the missing details?  Details of the characters he bullied, details of the sponsors he lost, details of this and that.  Last time I checked, Oprah was not an investigative journalist, not qualified to be, not interested in becoming one. She's not even a seriously in-depth interviewer…

Sarcasm?  Sean?  What on earth could you be thinking?

Sons?  Please tell me that was intentional, and not a miss-spell.

Ay, carumba, it gonna your brains that splatter!

I've changed my view entirely. After the premiere, I was so unimpressed I wrote off the whole show, even publicly on this site.  Only over time, at the bidding of friends with DVRs did I reluctantly watch it, and now find, without even thinking about it, that I'm looking forward to the next episode. I guess, without…

I didn't see the ep yet, so I'm going out on a limb and agree with the reviewer and commenters who feel that Watson will stay when Sherlock's offer goes from "apprentice" to "partner".  She's a professional with real skill. The poor arrogant dodo bird probably doesn't even know he offended her with what he thinks is a…

Or any one of the seventeen different words they have for snowball

Or any one of the seventeen different words they have for snowball

He even burbles and coos in Received Pronuciation.

He even burbles and coos in Received Pronuciation.

More like, "You Americans, every time you open your mouths, it's 'Hey, let me tell ya something', and 'I just want to say this'. Well, you're dead now, so SHUT UP!"

More like, "You Americans, every time you open your mouths, it's 'Hey, let me tell ya something', and 'I just want to say this'. Well, you're dead now, so SHUT UP!"

Particularly the part where, before they get to the dining hall, the middle-class twits and twats decide they simply must take their cars into the Light.

Particularly the part where, before they get to the dining hall, the middle-class twits and twats decide they simply must take their cars into the Light.

"It's Christmas in Heaven" from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

"It's Christmas in Heaven" from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

According to some lifestyle piece I read a dozen years ago, they often write together for fun, and she's as bad as he is — adding a women's fury.