The only shows I remember that got better after the kids graduated high school was Buffy and Friday Night Lights.

Kid Bloody Face Jr. looked like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Parents don't ground their kids anymore! I've watched several episodes of Gossip Girl and I don't remember them getting grounded except maybe Jenny, but she deserved it. Carrie just missed curfew. What the hell?

Kids don't watch Twin Peaks.

JGL please stop embarrassing me.

JGL please stop embarrassing me.

FREE FIONA!

FREE FIONA!

I'd rather eat play-doh.

I'd rather eat play-doh.

They should have asked Elle Fanning.

I liked "We need to get you a new daddy." Bobby.

You don't even review Gossip Girl anymore. Gossip Girl isn't nearly as bad.

R.I.P. Britney Spears 1998-2007

Nothing for Kirsten Dunst, Carey Mulligan, Elizabeth Olsen, and Felicity Jones. That's like crazy.

Olsen twin thin?

My friend told me Keri Russell died.

However Melancholia's timing was perfect!

It comes out every year a few days before or after my Birthday, so it's a constant reminder why I hate my Birthday.

We're saying "Our Emily" now? I like it.