In some parallel dimension there's an alternate season three where Bates was executed and Matthew married Lavinia, leaving Mary and Anna free to spend the 1920s in New York City. If I remember correctly, that was a plot that was teased somewhere last season and my heart still aches for what could have been. Both of…

The best (and also the first) CYOA I read was from the Goosebumps series . . . something about a cursed mirror leading to an alternate dimension. It scared the hell out of me as a 10 year old, but looking back it was amazingly detailed, much more so than the original version.

I saw the movie awhile ago but only just read your review. It made me love the movie even more - very sweet, Scott.

I saw the movie awhile ago but only just read your review. It made me love the movie even more - very sweet, Scott.

Modern Love was the first song I thought of too. Although I usually listen to it when it comes on in my car which makes flail dancing a little awkward.

Modern Love was the first song I thought of too. Although I usually listen to it when it comes on in my car which makes flail dancing a little awkward.

"Weekenders" ties for my favorite with "Recess".

"Weekenders" ties for my favorite with "Recess".

The BBC series was actually the reason I started listening to Bowie. He's one of my favorite artists now. This was the first album of his that I bought and I love it to death. Great review.

The BBC series was actually the reason I started listening to Bowie. He's one of my favorite artists now. This was the first album of his that I bought and I love it to death. Great review.

Would this column be open to book suggestions? I'd really love to see a review the "Bloody Jack" series by LA Meyer - I adored it as a young adult but have been hard-pressed to find others who've read it. There's a new addition to the series coming out this winter.

Would this column be open to book suggestions? I'd really love to see a review the "Bloody Jack" series by LA Meyer - I adored it as a young adult but have been hard-pressed to find others who've read it. There's a new addition to the series coming out this winter.

Great article, sir. It's good to know there's a precedent for this kind of situation. It doesn't make me feel any better, but interesting all the same.

Great article, sir. It's good to know there's a precedent for this kind of situation. It doesn't make me feel any better, but interesting all the same.

I was debating the same thing too.

I was debating the same thing too.

I'm just so upset right now. I need some Special Drink… (I'm so upset, I can't even form a Community reference properly.)

I'm just so upset right now. I need some Special Drink… (I'm so upset, I can't even form a Community reference properly.)

I really hope he returns. I loved his inept attempts at cutting off Good Jeff's arm with a puree stick.

I really hope he returns. I loved his inept attempts at cutting off Good Jeff's arm with a puree stick.