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The rogues are the worst. I dumped a ton of stat points into constitution on all my characters. Everyone has over 30 con at level 20 right now. No one will die to a backstab anymore.

I saw it on steam for free if you pre-ordered some other EA game. Can't remember what though. They're giving that shit away.

@ over_educated

I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Ser.

DA:O was challenging until you knew which abilities were good and which were useless. Once you knew how to min-max and build the best characters possible the game became much easier. That's why it's possible to solo most of the game with a mage that has the blood magic and spirit warrior specializations. And yeah,

Kelly isn't the only girl-girl hookup in ME2 but none of the fully developed main female characters will get it on with Fem-Shepard.

You can tell a lot of the meta critic stuff is bullshit because they complain about the 'dumbed down' combat.

Nope.

Just to clear up any misconceptions, there are basically zero girl-girl romance options in Mass Effect 2. None of your female squad mates will enter into a romantic relationship with you.

Spoiler alert! Thurston and Blackstone are the same person!

If you're going to have a wizard act as coroner you would probably want a necro.

Pfft. Why don't you just chisle it into a stone tablet and I'll read that, ya dinosaur!

I really want to read the Eartjsea books but there's no kindle version. What. The. Fuck.

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They eloped with the wristwatch that hard-boils eggs.

The A.V. Club became a hardcore hentai site so abruptly I couldn't help but take notice.

…the fuck is Clive Cussler?

You need to take anything you read about online play with a bag of salt.

Gowens, the reviews don't start at an A and work backwards. Nothing in this review suggests anything above a B.