Maybe they meant MARCUS Bachmann.  Since Michelle obeys his every command and always checks with him first, why not cut out the middle-man?  Middle-woman?

I made plans to see this when I saw the trailer, but those plans were scuttled the moment I saw the poster.  Yesterday I said I was still going to go see this, but I was totally wrong. 

Your nefarious plan was foiled when I chose instead to watch the "Dogue de bordeaux in the snow" and the dog waiting for his girl to arrive home on the schoolbus.

"Sometimes there's a man… I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Arpaio here - Joe Arpaio from Arizona. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Arpaio - Joe Arpaio from Arizona. And even if he's a total…

I always assumed they ran whenever commercial airtime went unsold, and whoever might even get to deduct the airing as a charitable contribution.

It's actually kind of cute that you think Blair Witch is cinéma vérité.
And no one said "most recent", he's referring to the most well-known example.

Except for the awesome part, unless you're referring to the biker fight.

Yes, the poster art for The Ninth Configuration looked like it was going to be something interesting, too, and that movie turned out to be a waste of time also.  Except for the biker fight.

They looked it up on Wikipedia, folks!  

Maybe it's a little pretentious of you to scold someone on something you know nothing about?

I was hoping this was going to be some first-class evil Event Horizon type horror, following up on when Regan told that astronaut "You're gonna die up there" in The Exorcist.  Then I saw the dumb reptilian footprint on the poster art.  I'm still going to see it.

Apparently a girl in Bangladesh was burned alive making these shirts, and JC Penney is backing out on a promise to make restitution.

I'll get my brother to read it for us!  He has nothing better to do!

Last I heard of was the Abercrombie shirt that said "Wong Brothers Laundry Service — Two Wongs Can Make It White."

I'm erratic with my decimals and the like.

I don't care about a single one of these people, besides Chaz.  And I have watched this show religiously from the beginning.  I like Carson Kressley. I find Nancy Grace's show more entertaining than informative - it's seriously lacking in facts and content, but I enjoy watching her holler at everyone.  So I guess…

Wow, I must have heard thousands more crime reports than you have.

I think it's a thinly veiled cry for help from Katie Holmes.  She's trying to communicate through movies and hopes someone gets the hint.

Judging from the amount of explaining we have to do whenever we watch something with my mom, I'd guess they might be onto something. 

I found myself forgetting to expect the 3D in between the effects.  I don't recall now which it was, but one really caught me off-guard and made me jump and reflexively throw my hands up to protect myself.  Can't really ask for more than that. I did have a little difficulty adjusting my vision sometimes.  I saw Final…