@Leo Grocery

Seriously, when I hear "dubstep" I'm reminded of the neighbor girl about five years older than me who had Down's Syndrome. She would tell me she was writing a book. When she finally showed it to me to "read", it was a notebook filled with line after line, page after page, of little letter-like shapes, with no spaces…

Aww. I offer my condolences.

It's really discouraging to hear people completely pass on Hostel because they "don't like torture porn" but then give Human Centipede a shot.

"I like the AVclub a lot. I grew up reading it."
"There's a difference between college kids and tweens"

For a moment this made me think that room everyone balled in was actually called The Ball Room on the show, but it was The Smush Room.

That Zookeeper gorilla was amazing, though. Not that I saw the movie, I only saw an interview on Leno, because the tv stayed on NBC a very long time after Jimmy Fallon while I was on the internet.

If I, as an eight-year-old white girl in the Midwest at the time of the refused handshake, can vouch for Estrada's assholery, the guy has to be an EPIC asshole.

I guess this is the end of his running Erik Estrada nemesis bit. I enjoyed that because EE had his staff send a letter saying he was too busy to respond to the Valentine I sent him in third grade. Instead of having the staff just respond on his behalf. What a pompous dick! How I wished I had kept it.

If Leslie Bibb is Christian like she was in Talladega Nights, I might actually watch that.

January Jones did that, got knocked up just in time to be showing when Mad Men starts shooting, after faking a pregnancy previously. Priorities!

The people that just participated in a whole thread about Pokemon and Dragonball Z feel badly for a guy that references the Disney Channel (apparently). Isn't that just precious?

Marie's open houses reminded me of the support groups in Fight Club.

I haven't tried because everything links to some file sharing site that wants your credit card number. But I'm only interested in horror movies I can't buy. I DVR Breaking Bad at home while I watch it live at the Alamo Drafthouse.

Grover and Elmo most definitely refer to themselves as monsters! And all are muppets!

I thought Oscar, Grover and Elmo were passable, but Cookie Monster was too incongruent. I find it interesting, because it shouldn't be so hard to just watch with the assumption they are lip-synching, but the fact that they are puppets and I have been watching them lip-synch to different voices since birth (for 40…

"It was about as funny as a normal RiffTrax."

(Also, I have white-girl's guilt for Lancelot Link being my favorite show in the early 70s)

I agree PETA takes things entirely too far…
I, for one, am really looking forward to seeing this movie. Ever since a grade-school field trip in Chicago where I was horrified to witness insufferable schoolboys taunt Sampson the gorilla into a safety-glass thumping rage, I've wanted to see those boys get theirs. I was…

I know if I asked for a gecko on discount from PetSmart, expecting him to have an Cockney accent, sell car insurance and eat english muffins with jam, I would want a refund.