Except they haven't: we're less religious, and more open to universal healthcare than ever. The rules simply favor them ("for now").

Why does Billboard forward-date their lists?

Slobodan was a slob, it's right there in his name!

Surprise surprise, the NBA gets what it wants.

Carpenter gets a mansion once he hits 10 remakes. Residuals!

If Veep wins the Emmy again, it is getting close to Modern Family territory. Should've ended 2 years ago.

Comedy Central is airing Scrubs again! Now, where's The Office and 30 Rock?

Love LeBron, hate Cleveland fans. Go Curry! (fun fact: he denied my Facebook friend request 10 years ago.)

Whatever happened to that crazy NY guy that wanted to toss the reporter off the balcony?

He never said which America. Read the small print people!

Throws Popoff's Miracle* Water down the drain.

"It took 40 minutes for the Trump Trash to locate Russia on the map…"

It's depressingly amazing that these types of attacks don't happen more often. There is nothing you can do to stop someone from ramming a truck into a crowd.

I was not ready for the birthday party scene in Signs.

Ginger Spice.

Remember, a series doesn't start until the road team loses.

"She's actually the boss's niece! so now you're part of the family!"

I could see this becoming a trend (though, not this bad). The NBA is in a tough spot, too many teams make the playoffs,($) and the risk/reward to tank is much higher in basketball.

We will host ALL OF THE OLYMPICS!

Big Oil sitting on several types of renewable energy based engines, for years, is one of the few conspiracies I buy into.