Easily the best year of my life. "Good God Lemon!"

Not making her a knuckleballer is grounds enough… That will happen someday.

It is sad how Big Sugar sabotaged that initiative.

With Gary Oldman's Dracula teeth on loan!

And who picked the jury!!!!!!!!

In Middle School on the 100th day of class, the kid that had locker #100 got a free box of Cracker Jacks.

Is it hosted by Mr. Macintosh?

Cade McNown 2.0

Water isn't safe from the "too much will kill you" doctrine. Your move religion.

You really should have turned off "99 Problems".

Long live the streak! (but don't look at the rosters…)

Clark came out of the telephone booth.

"Summer Break. A Best Week Ever Chocolate Rain remake."

Jacques Chirac's political career represents about 40% of my High School French retention.

Nadal's reign of terror gets my vote.

puts 10k on the Bucks to win it all.

Bin Laden will release a new tape days before the election.

He's still neck and neck with Harrison.

He still hasn't gotten over Clinton losing…

"Who Doesn't Love a Great Ass?"