Charlie Ray Jespen does seem like he knows his way around some "kinky fuckery".

Daughterboarding was a great line, I don't get what the reviewer disliked about it so much. It was very Tuckeresque, the kind of thing he'd be throwing out constantly.

Posted this over on the newbies forum as well but here are the Game of Thrones Power Rankings! http://wp.me/p2wnK0-53

The Game of Thrones Power Rankings continue!

Mad Banter, best lines of the night - http://wp.me/p2wnK0-4M

Pete Campbell's evil fuck pad, I like it. I do kind of feel like Pete is some kind of proto Bateman who came into the world 20 years too soon for his slimy prime.

The only good thing about Avengers Assemble was Pete Campbell killing everyone with that spear and being smug so I'm all for more of that.

Game of Thrones Power Rankings HAVE ARRIVED - http://wp.me/p2wnK0-4n

You have not seen the pinnacle of spectacularly woeful/wonderful voice overs until you have visited Somatheeram - http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Pete Campbell is starting to look quite bizarre. https://twitter.com/Ali_Gun…

People don't end up in prison because they deal with conflict resolution and disadvantage at the hands of others well. What kind of guy who's just in prison for breaking and entering calmly stares down a machete to the face? And the other guy, despite being a whimpering junkie is probably in the same boat, a scheming,…

People don't end up in prison because they deal with conflict resolution and disadvantage at the hands of others well. What kind of guy who's just in prison for breaking and entering calmly stares down a machete to the face? And the other guy, despite being a whimpering junkie is probably in the same boat, a scheming,…

I've never seen someone look so badass at their own fathers funeral. Also I'm not a big fan of the new Jax hair, the Patrick Bateman thing doesn't quite work for him.

I've never seen someone look so badass at their own fathers funeral. Also I'm not a big fan of the new Jax hair, the Patrick Bateman thing doesn't quite work for him.

I've always found morph suits a bit off-putting. They seem… rapey. As in they're the kind of thing roving rape gangs would use to conceal their identities (and for solidarity).

I've always found morph suits a bit off-putting. They seem… rapey. As in they're the kind of thing roving rape gangs would use to conceal their identities (and for solidarity).

William is one of my top 5 "celebrities I'd like to see melted". I'd also accept him being launched alone into outer space with only his own music and stupid clothes for company.

William is one of my top 5 "celebrities I'd like to see melted". I'd also accept him being launched alone into outer space with only his own music and stupid clothes for company.

"You know I'm thinking of doing a television programme? It's good, you know that programme Civilisation with Kenneth Clarke? It's gonna be like that, except with fucking more quim, you know?"
"It's me, Simon Schama and Alan Yentob in a cage, fucking lump hammer each, whacking the shit out of each other. The last man…

"You know I'm thinking of doing a television programme? It's good, you know that programme Civilisation with Kenneth Clarke? It's gonna be like that, except with fucking more quim, you know?"
"It's me, Simon Schama and Alan Yentob in a cage, fucking lump hammer each, whacking the shit out of each other. The last man…