The Post ran a picture of her yesterday (apparently she's playing a call girl in some such nonsence movie) and her breasts look SPECTACULAR.

Beads?

Brett Ratner reads The Big Butt Book.

She reads Penthouse Forums or GTFO.

That dude's taint is insane.  Wait, wrong 90's sketch comedy show.

I blame Balls and Noble for running off all the mom and pop ball-dipping shops in the city.

Spoiler Space was Keyser Soze.

Close.  Los CancerSIDA.

I remember this episode from when I was a kid.  Years later, I swore I had imagined it.  This is the epitome of "A Very Special Episode."  This is sort of validation that I wasn't crazy all those years.

Can we all just stop for a moment and acknowledge how perfect @avclub-d783823cc6284b929c2cd8df2167d212:disqus 's comment was?

Chicken lamps curate shower curtains and obtain special powers dead flowers holy towers.  Three.

AHHHHHHH!  Cannot wait to pick this up.

Actually this one isn't too bad:  http://www.our-picks.com/wp…

You beat mine.  I want that picture on a t-shirt.  Here's the best I could come up with:

He really doesn't have a bad album in his collection.  I mean, not even a so-so one.  I have stuff of his I listen to or like more than others ("Armchair") but this guy is just one astoundingly talented artist.  I want to see him when he comes to town in the Spring.

Whoa, whoa. . . It's out already?!  I thought it wasn't until the end of the month.  Damnit.  Downloading that tonight.

I bet he's going to make some fine crafted, late Victorian-Era maple chairs.  Or he's going to install vinyl siding.  Either one.

I don't know anything about either one of these artists but that song is, well. . . I don't know, is this really a thing that needed to happen? 

I have it on good authority that it's actually a StarTac.

She looks like she smells funny.  And I'm going with Angie Harmon for prolonged hotness.