I watched 20 minutes of ER at a bar last night so I think I'm very much qualified.

Your dog is also dead.

Same here.

Interesting.  At the moment I'm re-reading 'Pet Sematary'.  Maybe it was buried there.

I've been politically lazy for the last couple weeks.  Anyone care to briefly recap why this race has become a shit storm?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus I have an absolutely manically conservative friend and not only does he oppose gay marrage on a moral basis (he's very, very religious) but his major contention that Big Government is abhorrent and every bit of power the individual state has is a strike against…

True but even people I know who are just general movie goers have seen this.  I like this feature but every once in a while an entry irks me as to why it's considered "cult". 

I have to try and feed a dog to an ATM machine.

We have the results of the paternity test right here and OtP. . . . . . . IS the father!

I love this film as much as the next person but I don't see how it's 'cult'.  Maybe when it frist came out but now everyone I know has seen it.

If anything goes wrong and you find yourself being depressurized, just hold your breath, curl up into the fetal position and hope for the best.

Copyright infringement will Tear Us Apart.

I'd say that they both wear an abscure amount of equipment in order to not be injured by a small disk of vulcanized rubber.  Or that they are Clint Malarchcuk.

I remember they posted that here (or something else like it) a while back.  Still great stuff.

@avclub-ee188463935a061dee6df8bf449cb882:disqus I was young.  I needed the internet credit.  DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!!!!

That is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.  Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting that.

I'm just busting your chops.  I know you've been around.  (love the name, by the way.)

This is actually a pretty cool song and video of his.

That's actually a really cool song.  Thanks for posting that.

It's interesting to gauge how long a commenter has been posting here by which gimmicks, in-jokes and memes they understand.