Maybe, if he were an actor.

A girl with a shaved head would draw attention. The boys have reason to believe that there are bad people looking for a girl that fits her description. Also, as uncomfortable as this might make everyone in 2016, a bunch of 12-year-old boys in 1983 would have preconceived notions of what looks "like a girl."

Good point. I will say that it looks interesting, I just got scared away from it.

" It doesn't mean Carruth is a genius many levels above ordinary understanding, it just means he's a shit storyteller."

"The overall feeling of ineptitude is powerful," was actually my reaction to Primer. Bad acting, poor lighting and bad visuals, convoluted (and I would say poorly executed) plot. I really did not enjoy a single thing about that movie and don't understand what everyone else sees in it. So I haven't even bothered with Up…

The '80s were indeed traumatic for movie- and TV-loving kids. In my memory, every movie included at least one scene with someone getting murdered in a parking garage.

We're getting fucked either way. It's just a different shaped dick in a different hole.

Anywhere will do.

A little late to the ballgame, but I agree with all of this. I noticed the user rating as well. Recommended the show to a couple of people in the office who should like it (based on what I know of them), and neither made it past the first ten minutes of episode 1. Re: the grade, this episode had a lot of interesting…

It's the little fakeouts that make this so funny. Maria wasn't offended that he farted, but that he didn't seem to think it was funny.

I stopped watching The Walking Dead after they killed Beth—not necessarily because I loved Beth, but because I felt like the way she died was such a huge middle finger to the audience. They basically told us how much they hated us, and that that was all the show will ever be.

I love Go. I think about it every single time I see or hear anything about a seafood buffet. I'm kind of a sucker for most '98-'01 "teen" movies no matter the quality, but this one is legitimately good.

I'm not sure how we've come to redefine "breakneck speed," or "damn good," but The Girl on the Train is a slow, blubbering pastiche of half-assed thriller tropes. I listened to the audiobook, and couldn't even find it in myself to give a shit when I had to return it with one disc left. It's slow, repetitive, doesn't…

I stopped watching after the mid-season break last year, but still check the reviews here to see if I'm missing anything. So far, I've missed:
- The group finding another group of survivors
- Rick not trusting them
- The group inexplicably following Rick even though he's been batshit for three seasons
- Rick's inner…

That was definitely the waitress. Not sure how the reviewer got that wrong.

No, you were right on about the dates it aired, and it was definitely a great touch for Justified. I was just picking nits with the show.

That just made my damn day. My only nitpick there is that in the timeline of Justified, there's no way it was 2013 during Season 4, if we accept that the story started in 2010. But now I'm just being an asshole.

He's almost perfectly written. If he were stuffed in a museum the card would read, "Common Douche." However, the show has managed to make me feel sympathy for him. Real sympathy, not the phony, "You can see his humanity" -type feeling we get over anti-heroes. It's just really good writing.

The rest of the episode could have been Jared pensively sweeping the kitchen, and Amantha's scene at the training conference would have earned it an A+ in my gradebook.

The gods were doing so much machinating in Fargo that they lost track. Hence the plot holes big enough to drive a red BMW through.