We called it "somehow separated from her husband, but hasn't told him" and for some reason no one ever understood it.

I love this episode (because I am not stupid). There's nothing about it that doesn't work, and my favorite line is Nick's befuddled and angry "..no one said you could do magic!!". It's as if, in Nick's mind, if he HAD known magic was allowed, he would have done great. All he'd need to do is learn magic.
Also — I…

— Guliani's 9/11ness was hilarious, at least when the Daily Show would mention it. In real life, not so much.

I get your point, Mohd, but don't knock it as a political strategy. When I run for president against Guliani, the whole debate is gonna be him saying "9/11!" and me countering with "battle of New York!"
I will win because aliens are scarier than Arabs, and when I am president Free Comic Book Day will be a federal…

I'm sure I'm not the only one (in fact I'd bet that Spidey has said it on occasion) who thinks that A.I.M. personnel dress like bee-keepers.

Worst thing about centipedes is the way they move - they sort of flow. Like across the ceiling, which is scary as hell. Had to wait for one to get to the wall and start down before I obliterated it with a cowboy boot.

I saw a standup special of hers and—- I wasn't that thrilled. Funny, but not hilarious. I hasten to add that I've liked literally every other thing I've seen her in. I find her very appealing, and I'm not the only one, I'm sure, who wouldn't have had a problem if she and Uma had switched roles in that Cats and Dogs…

Never bet against Charo.

Okay. NOW it looks purple. Maybe she's standing by a Color Wheel [tm]. I'll check again in a minute.

Because… she doesn't play the harp.

Certainly Virgin wouldn't because false advertising.

“The script's looking pretty good at the moment—it's not finished but it's very interesting,”
He's sure got the lingo down. In Hollywood-speak, that sentence means nothing and everything, simultaneously. Sign me up!

From the picture above, it's not just "dark hair", it's "Superman-colored hair" with the blue tint and all. But if she put on glasses I would still recognize her by.. something.

"Romeo and juliet, Samson and Delilah
Baby you can bet their love they didn't deny"
Springsteen can namecheck ill-fated lovers, though. 'Course, he has a touch more songwriting skill.

They don't think Susan Cooper of Mars will make any money.

I'm not sure it was any one scene in Bridesmaids for me. I didn't laugh one damn time. Probably I'm a philistine or something.
I was glad that all those talented chicks got money for it, but sad that I had to watch them.

Lucky you, Catgun, to live where you can see a red fox. I only see rabbits and coyotes on my commute. And commuters, but they're boring.

Everyone likes booze and bad decisions, Catgun. Or everyone has sex with Kim Kardashian. We don't know. We just don't have all the facts.

Sweeney Todd was really good, but… Didn't Burton sort of leave the whole thing alone, in a way? That is, he seemed to know not to mess with the story, and concentrated on production design and actors.
[Say what you will, I think Depp did well, even in the singing. If you can't sing well, imitate Bowie, I always say.]

I agree that Alice in Wonderland is horrible in the last reel, but I saw that coming, since it was pretty awful for however many reels came before it.