If Van Gogh ever met Dr. Who, he could have had him fix his ear.

I don't guess there's a way to confirm this (and I lived in California while it was happening so had no real way to do that, couldn't go around interviewing witnesses) but I always had the suspicion, while the snipers were at large, that they were targeting people with American flag stickers on their cars…
I mean.  It…

This is why I try (and often fail) to ignore the grades and go by the reviews.  Sometimes there's quite the disparity between the letter and the review.  (But jeez, that's not the reviewer's fault, really.  Shorthanding movie reviews is always a problem; Ebert came to detest the "thumbs up" thing pretty early on.)

The reason for the falling crime rates/abortion thing is that most women who choose to terminate a pregnancy have the mother-of-a-career-criminal gene.  Weird, I know.

I'm not trying to be cute here, but divorce wouldn't be so common if marriage wasn't so common.
I've been married for a long damn time, but got married at 30.  I know SO many people who got married way early and, now in their 30s, have been divorced at least once.

Does this mean he'll show up in The Equalizer remake as Denzel Washington's son?

I'm not sure he ISN'T on watchlists.  I've noted before how the titles Killing Lincoln and Killing Kennedy look to me - not like historical works, but recipes..

I have no interest in seeing this at all… but actually, Lowe seems to do pretty well with that voice/accent/cadence.

—abducted and eaten.  You get tired of seafood out there in the waves.

This is possibly a spoiler, so I won't go into specifics (also, I've only seen the run of the show once and it's been a few years) — in a later episode, the, um, encounter between Dean and Rory is…
Kinda devastating, and spectacularly realistic/nearly heartbreaking for all concerned.  Lauren Graham's tirade against…

Sean, if you could please fill your next article with Potter character names you remember, I would laugh for hours.

Kingsley got drunk one night in Thailand, and woke up with the facial tattoos in the picture above.  So he took big money to be in Ender's Game, and subsequent movies so that the Ender's Game money will pay for coverup.

Then they could be Looper!

Is it only me who thinks that the Walter Mitty movie looks to be god-awful?  Really, I want to know if I'm just being Thurber- or Kaye-centric or something.

Yep, I said somehing like this earlier.  She's a great actress — and that Amy Heckerling movie (I Could Never Be Your Woman) is good, and worth a couple viewings at least… surprisingly I guess.

I don't claim to have seen all of Michelle Pfeifer's movies (although I COULD claim that - what, are you gonna check?) but she is always, always good.  Much better than someone with her looks needs to be.
And Married to the Mob is a fun movie.

Gimme the editing scissors!  I've got the Loki solo movie, snipped from The Avengers.  It starts with the line "I am a god!" and ends with "Puny god…"

The book is amazing - I know people went wild about Hill's NOS4A2, which I liked fine…. but Horns is better.
As for whether they can bring it to the screen right… I'm hopeful.

Well.  Horse with no Name does include the immortal line "the heat was hot"…..

In fact, an argument could be made, since "great American novel" would imply that its themes and such should have something to do with the country (as does Carter Beats the Devil, by the way), for E.L. Doctorow's Ragtime, which is a deceptively complicated novel. 
That is, it's a breeze to read, even with its odd…