It depends on whether you can get your freezer temperature down far enough to make this bitch out of mint julep.

Bernhardt, I'm sure you're a real mensch, but you just docked ?uestlove his '?'.  Do you know what he fucking had to do to replace the 'Q' with that '?' ?  I mean, it's taken me ten minutes just to type all the ' ' ''s correctly to point this out.

Bernhardt, I'm sure you're a real mensch, but you just docked ?uestlove his '?'.  Do you know what he fucking had to do to replace the 'Q' with that '?' ?  I mean, it's taken me ten minutes just to type all the ' ' ''s correctly to point this out.

The park celebrating the former or current sovereignty of the US, Confederate States and Republic of Texas, but NOT of France, Spain, or Mexico!?

The park celebrating the former or current sovereignty of the US, Confederate States and Republic of Texas, but NOT of France, Spain, or Mexico!?

Lovecraft, you mean you hit the town with realllly tasty meat pies…and the Republic of Dave…and the Leave It To Beaver vault…and the runaways and the slaver kids' town…

Lovecraft, you mean you hit the town with realllly tasty meat pies…and the Republic of Dave…and the Leave It To Beaver vault…and the runaways and the slaver kids' town…

I came late, and left early, to and from Perdido Street Station.  I made it through City & City on sheer obstinate self-dare.

Ms. Mooney, it seems Mr. Refn settled the question himself, declaring, 'oh, hell no, that's not ambiguous—dude lives!  Because he rules!  Hope for a sequel.'

The thing I heard most recently is that they've gotten good at transplanting mucus membranes into the fake vag to get a decent simulation going.  So, dope for those seeking male lovers afterwards.  (I don't want to tell you where they allegedly get those mucus membranes from…).

Meanwhile, I don't know the state of gender reassignment male->female, but the other way around has gotten SICK.  They have that shit down close to cold.  I knew, and quite liked, this dude for three years before someone told me he had been a chick.  I mean—I didn't stop loving the dude, just I didn't know…you know…

Let's hope changing up the junk goes better for them than changing up the sound after Reinventing Axl Rose.

No.  But was that you in Captain America?

Probably, but I also dug Thor.  Its jaunty tone was out of left field, and did it some good; the comics always had a little too much of Ye Olde Cosmic Stuffiness.  The only knock I had was its adherence to the comics' ridiculous portrayal of a Norse supernatural kingdom as loving peace and sporting fly Gehry…

O'Neal, I know you're possibly Earth's Funniest Dude (Pop Snark Division), and almost certainly aware of the correct quote, and definitely entitled to do your thing however you like—

My fault, dude.  You're a dissembling twat that talks in the theatre and only listens to other peoples' stories for opportunities to one-up them.  I never liked you.  Your imitation of an excellent and welcome commenter was transparent and desperate, and I hope those guys right over there kick your urethra inside out.

No, really.  This shit is a goddamn joy to read.  Did you get a load of LoveWaffle and Murc, et al, below?  What the living fuck of Jesus is it about Avatar material that brings out the very best in us?

Guys, great news—the survey results are in.  It seems that the most puerile, spoiled, bitchy, hostile and entitledly cuntefactious comments to be found anywhere on the AV Club boards are on the feature where the hippest musicians of the moment do cool covers of classic tunes for us for free—

Good argument.  Amazing:  begging and flitting around with fey distaste totally recircuited my 25 years of loving the man's work.

I hear you.  I think, though, that the spirit of the original work is a factor.  Spidey and whatnot, when created (or at least by now), were and are sandbox creations with a few ground rules and an invitation for new creators to come and play.  The point of those properties is the character:  a sturdy, two-dimensional…