I'm amazed Katherine Heigl fit in this fookin bag.

I'm amazed Katherine Heigl fit in this fookin bag.

You'll have to be more specific.

"This room smells like summer sausage."

"This room smells like summer sausage."

I'm halfway through Red Country by Joe Abercrombie and am trying to slow down on it because it's so damned much fun to read. I think this might be his best novel yet.

I'm halfway through Red Country by Joe Abercrombie and am trying to slow down on it because it's so damned much fun to read. I think this might be his best novel yet.

I would say "Go Wolverines!", but I've already sent a pack of them to attack at the first scent of Ax Body Spray.

I would say "Go Wolverines!", but I've already sent a pack of them to attack at the first scent of Ax Body Spray.

I felt like Cabin in the Woods was giving a sweet, sweet reacharound to those movies, not mocking them.

I felt like Cabin in the Woods was giving a sweet, sweet reacharound to those movies, not mocking them.

I think those director's cuts make each film better.

I think those director's cuts make each film better.

You lost me at Punch Drunk Love being a semi-misfire.

You lost me at Punch Drunk Love being a semi-misfire.

So, I'm way behind and I'm pretty sure no one will ever read this, but I thought this was the best episode of the season so far (not having seen the other few episodes after this.) Yeah, fuck the Doug plot and almost pretty much everything other than Silas and Nancy, but this episode reminded me why I cared about this…

So, I'm way behind and I'm pretty sure no one will ever read this, but I thought this was the best episode of the season so far (not having seen the other few episodes after this.) Yeah, fuck the Doug plot and almost pretty much everything other than Silas and Nancy, but this episode reminded me why I cared about this…

In America. The climactic birth destroyed me.

In America. The climactic birth destroyed me.

Man, if there was ever a time to bust out that A+ again, this would have been it.