When I knew he wasn't Stannis, I started picturing him as Jaquen, now that he's not Jaquen, I need someone else to imagine him as. The Red Viper, maybe?

When I knew he wasn't Stannis, I started picturing him as Jaquen, now that he's not Jaquen, I need someone else to imagine him as. The Red Viper, maybe?

I love that call, but I think I'd rather see him play Griff. The real question is who  should Mark Strong play? He has to be in this!

I love that call, but I think I'd rather see him play Griff. The real question is who  should Mark Strong play? He has to be in this!

Jason Flemying for Mance Rayder. That is all.

Jason Flemying for Mance Rayder. That is all.

I loved you in Fletch!

I loved you in Fletch!

When you call pot "dope" it makes you sound like an old man, Noel. A dirty one.

But did they pay you for it?

But did they pay you for it?

Jeeezus.

Yeah, I wish there was a sarcasm button, too.

Yeah, you're kind of a douchebag. I hope you don't ever attempt anything in your life. No, I hope you do. That way I can make summary judgement on whatever you've produced, call it garbage and say "Who is this fucking nobody? How dare they make something I haven't heard of already." Then I can wipe my dick tears with…

I think Peter Berg has earned our trust.

William Howard Taft: Buffet of Doom.

I'm not saying that Chloe looks like Veronica Cartwright, but she definitely looks like that lady that puked up all the cherry pits in Witches of Eastwick.

"It’d be like discovering a lost Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown tells Linus that abortion stops a beating heart, or an alternate-universe issue of Mad magazineexclusively devoted to anti-immigration rhetoric."
Well said, sir.

No! I meant that because you sold me! I was leaning towards a different reading of Harry and, by God, you sold me yours.

She says "I did it to protect you" too much.