Leonard Pierce already met his 2052 equivalent and gave him a B+. He said he was a solid effort, but ultimately the constant fiddling with hard candy and stories about Phipp's gentle touch became contrived and, ultimately, damning.

The demo was pretty great. Instantly better than the original.

I think he said testicles. But I'm illiterate and homosexual, so…

That song will always be connected to Angus for me. That fucking movie.

Yeah, I'm thinking maybe I might never watch that show now. I would say "on principle", but who am I kidding?

Pierce Hawthorne.

I really disagree with this review. I saw the film tonight and thought it was one of the tensest, action packed, yet character driven films I've seen in ages. The dialogue was simple and used sparingly and "overwrought" would be the last word I'd use to describe it. I've read about 400 of the comments which almost…

He's Edward James Olmosian.

Honestly, I thought the nuking of the fridge was the most entertaining goddamn part of the whole movie. If you're looking for realism in Indiana Jones movies then you should probably go fuck yourself. The rest of the movie wasn't very hot potatoes, but that part truly made me smile.

Bartokomous National Party?

Contrarian firsties?

This…might not be entirely accurate, whether we want it to be or not.

I'd caulk her wagon.

I still do bad things to myself, though. With crayons and late-80's issues of Booster Gold.

I heart my Tandy.

Picture of a vagina here.

Yet I still manage to feel guilty about it. I destroyed Megaton in Fallout 3 a while back and felt so bad I restarted the whole game so I could save them instead. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Is Zooey monotone in this episode or was it just the entirety of her career previous to this? She made me want to punch my heart to death in My Idiot Brother. Saw her band live and she wields a mean tambourine, though.

What, no Architecture in Helsinki? Oooooh. is he kidding?

It's like Roots just decided to say "Fuck it! We're going experimental and classic at the same goddamned time." Easily the best hip-hop album of the year followed closely by Doomtree.