We also have to carefully notice the cleavage on display in Seeker. 'Tis perfect. And she has three times as much as as Carter did. And she looks good in slo-motion. I'm so alone.

I've been picturing
Bridget Regan from Legend of the Seeker as Wonder Woman for years now… when I'm alone and the lights are out. Christina Hendricks would be great but she's tiny and needs to be in things with an R rating.

I was just thinking about this
Was 1994 the last year MTV was good?

Karl Rove? Ooooohhhhh. Eat it, Rove! That's for calling my mom a whore.

Best think about the ep…
I liked that the security firms name was Black Lodge. Nice little TP reference, there. Next week they need to stay at a motel called The Great Northern. Or have sex with the Log Lady. Either way.

The Amazing Adventures of Boris and Gugu
. I'd say this was a bit of a step down from the pilot. The plot was generic (kidnapped scientist making micro-explosives to try and save her husband), the dialogue seemed less quippy and some characters were already starting to wear out their welcome (I'm looking at you,…

It's better than me dressing like The Joker again. Stupid fucking lack of imagination and extreme overabundance of grease paint.

Nowing is have the battle?

I'm still smiling at Breaker's reference.

…nope, still good with zombies. You getting tired of being elitest?

Well, it does now.

Are you 8 Claudia? I have no excuse.

Yeah, but won't most television dramas have another 6 or 7 episodes after that? I'm not complaining, I just bet it's gonna leave us with some blueballs. I'm just happy it's happening at all. Now bring on Game of Thrones.

My only problem
is that 6 episodes is not going to be enough. I bet that's right when we'll all start getting good and hooked on it.

Donald and I know, Kong. How does that make you feel?

is it still cool to say…
FTW? No? Then I shall say good day, sir.

Jamie Lee Curtis
I really think Jamie Lee Curtis looks uncannily like John Malkovich in this.

Does it arouse you?

Does anyone else think that Lea Michele is probably super, duper hairy. Like her asshole looks like one of you hipster douchebag's goatee.

Don't forget the casual racism and spousal abuse!!