Leno?
Not even worth a firstie.

If you made a game, ZMF, how would you have time to skullfuck all the motherfuckers whose eyes explode after playing it?

The classic Civilization series will steal your life for good. Forget ever getting a job after starting one of those.

Not having played it, but…
How can Butterfly Fantasy be frustrating? Those find-the-differences-in-the-pictures puzzles are really easy. All you have to do is cross your eyes to line up the images, and the differences pop right out. Doesn't seem like much of a game.

I bet he was better
In 2001.

Finally!
Something that MTV/VH1 can show on their endless "best of" masturbatory compilations of stupid shit that's happened on their channels! They're so WACKY! Anything could happen!

Fantastic game
I drummed through the whole thing the night I bought it. And it's truly great for parties when multiple vocalists are involved. Plus, the graphics are some of the most artistic and beautiful I have ever seen. I don't really have anything clever to add. It's just awesome.

I don't know any of these people
And now they're all dead.

Met my hero
Adam Jones of Tool at Grumpy's in Minneapolis. He was serving drinks. It was some promotional thing. I asked him to make me a long island iced tea, and he had to get the other bartender to help him since he hadn't made it before. But it was awesome. And his hand brushed mine when he handed me the…

I brought this up last week. She's mine.

Perhaps the most inefficient use of parentheses in the history of the internet.

I'm certainly not pointing out her sexy voice in an effort to belittle her talents. In fact, in addition to having a sexy voice, she's also quite witty, sarcastic, and has a great ear for BS.

I gotta say it…
Amelie Gillette has a sexy, sexy, voice. Just throwing that out there.

It's "Learn to swim", so, close. And I'm not sure about the Prison Sex video, but I know for the Stinkfist video, MTV renamed the song "Track 1".

The first two videos I ever saw on MTV…
Were "Closer" by NIN and "Aenima" by Tool, played back to back. They are still my two favorite bands. Those videos were pretty big mindfucks to my adolescent brain.

Am I TOTALLY crazy…
Or was that Kiefer Sutherland's voice in a MetLife commercial during the show? I could've sworn it was him, but he sounded so, so… kind. I think if I ran an insurance company, the last person I would want to represent us would be a guy who would go to extreme lengths to get the job done.

ZOMG!
Kim's in trouble! Jack's about to die! Jack might have to do some bad things that he doesn't want to do to save her! How could they possibly wrap this up in just two hours? My excitement is palpable!

I sadly have to agree that I was also confused by the whole freak-out thing. The only thing I knew for sure at the end of the episode was that House was going to a mental hospital.

Best episode of the season, but it's still an A- to me…
…because Elisha Cuthbert was fully clothed.

I'll be honest
I didn't warm up to Jon Voight's character until this episode.