I wanted one as child and never got it. I cannot believe how grateful I am now. If time travel was ever developed I'm pretty sure I'd just use it to go back in time and tell my younger self that whatever stupid thing I wanted was a terrible idea and no, you really don't want that. Have this superior thing instead.

Eh, I only buy music on CD. And I typically do so from a physical, independent record store.

Forget people even acknowledging SF when they talk about California. We're cold, grey, and dismal up here all the time as well.

Players actually sounds rather similar to what Mulholland Drive could have been if it had actually been picked up as a series. Except, y'know, David Lynch.

And after Hal Needham and Julie Kavner the rule of three has completed another cycle.

When Phil Hartman died they essentially did a memorial episode for him on Newsradio where his character also died suddenly. It was a little weird.

7-Eleven? Oh no my friend. This was the 90s and the contest was run by 1-800-Collect back when that was a thing.

No, they still plan on having Maude come back in the future.

Unfortunately the Nate Starkman Building has been ridiculously overshot in recent years. Which is even worse because a lot of it has happened since it was already so heavily associated with Sunny (at least to me). It was on an episode of Parks and Rec, has showed up a couple of times on The League, it was in some ad I…

Eh… she only wants to date members of Pavement or Weezer.

Nobody wears head-to-toe American Apparel. They just put on a pair of leggings and then hang around the basement strung out on coke. At least, that's what the ads tell me.

Yeah, "I almost made out with this really hot girl, but screwed it up and only ended up making out with another girl" doesn't really fit in with "most embarrassing" to me.

You betray your youth. RA Salvatore's greatest fame and success happened back when TSR was still a thing, before it was subsumed by the dark empire to the west.

Eh, I was more of a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series sort of kid myself back in the 80s. That is, before moving on to the cheap pulpiness of Stephen King in middle school.

Eh, I was more of a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series sort of kid myself back in the 80s. That is, before moving on to the cheap pulpiness of Stephen King in middle school.

Except a large number of his films are terrible. It's actually more surprising when he makes something good.

Well, you already know how to multiply.

The joke was back there. You missed the exit.

All of this ignores the important bit: is she topless?

Even beyond the homeschooling her mother is the type of person who would see to it that Carrie wasn't allowed to take sex ed.