Wow… only $500,000? Is that in Richmond or something? Maybe a co-op with a meth lab? I was seeing crappy place going for $800k in Daly City and that was about 6 years ago.

I honestly cannot believe it's been a decade now, but Mission Of Burma's reunion was probably the best I can think of in recent memory. Apart for 20 years and then they come back together with an incredible album that sounds like they've been making great albums together all along off in some alternate universe.

Friction like the sort from back in her field hockey days?

It's not a terribly uncommon motif, but really the whole "lights coming from her chest at a party where she feels awkward" feels like it was better done by Stars in the video for "Ageless Beauty". Which is also a much, much better song.

Hearing David Lynch say "It could be so beautiful" feels like the perfect way for the world to end. Or at least, y'know, a film.

Not exclusively. He just, allegedly, ate lunch there every day.

But it was used fucking perfectly in Mission Hill. So for that alone I congratulate it. if you have to exist just to be used years later in a mocking fashion in a quickly-cancelled cartoon seen by relatively few people then that's good enough for me.

Eh, when it comes to comedians with nervous breakdowns I still prefer Dana Gould.

Let me just warn you all now: do not go to the Super Bowl with this man.

But none of them is as good as the Replacement's cover.

Scaring babies is a noble endeavour and should be done as much as possible. Basically babies are terrible and cannot experience enough misfortune.

Yep, here as well. Like the one where you cheat in your dream and you know you shouldn't and your SO will be angry, but you do it anyway because sex. And then you just feel sort of bad and don't know how to deal with the situation because lying about it seems kind of worse and the sex wasn't even that good. It also…

Except it's not entitlement, it's part of a social contract between someone telling a story and their audience. It is reasonably assumed that they will make a good faith effort to actually finish the story and not just dick around for a long time not actually doing that. If I started telling an anecdote and then just…

I wasn't upset at all. I'd been waiting for a certain person to die for a long time and it finally happened. Although he sadly ruined it almost as quickly.

No. The complaint was that using your hands and a controller made it a "baby game" as opposed to reality where the opposite is typically true.

Ah, but how much money does Ted Danson make? That's the key question.

It's even more terrifying that I read this comment precisely as that line came on. Seriously. I'm kind of freaked out right now.

And Futurama did it before them. They also managed to get the original series cast to be in it. Except for Doohan because he was apparently kind of a dick about the whole thing. At least DeForest Kelley had the tact to just remain dead.

Back when she had a dick?

An interpersonal crisis is interrupted by a Mexican stand-off and littered with pop-culture references? No. Not at all.