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But he's still giving girls blowjob bracelets left and right.

Possible storylines:

Ghost Rick shooting spree

Downtown Sasquatch goes on tour opening for Drake

Snake has sex with Emma. Spike finds out

Marco comes to terms with the fact that he isn't actually gay

Terri wakes up from the coma Rick put her in and realizes that she deserved it

I hope they go dark with it. Police officers knocking on doors to tell celebrities their spouses have died in plane crashes, the celebrities notify their friends/families, make all the necessary arrangements, and then at the funeral Ashton Kutcher pops out of the casket.

She lives in Wichita. I drive by her mansion sometimes. I manage a reasonably nice restaurant here and she's shockingly never once shown up to eat. I find that strange considering….you know

Paul's shirt should've said, Nothing Else Mat-ters

I had this same experience with Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Previously on Low Winter Sun….

I'll bet he got a gun as present at all Four Christmases

It's crazy seeing old pictures of Travolta and remembering how good looking he used to be. Has any male superstar actor ever gone more downhill?

Since DJ's husband is going to die, giving her the new Full House, I really hope they have a shot of her old boyfriend Steve's arteries exploding in an eating contest or something.

Can't wait for the Duggar's next show "19 Kids I'm Mounting"

I binge watched The OC a year or so ago and it was incredibly fun. That show is the perfect time capsule for the early 2000's.

I've been in love with Marguerite Moreau since D2:Mighty Ducks. Fuck Guy Germaine. He was not that close

Waiting for the "Now You Saw Me" crossover movie where they all get tortured..

Zou bisou bireak—stuff

When the moon grabs your glare, dancing like Fred Astaire….

This was a very good movie. Surprisingly so. That being said, there is absolutely no reason it needs a sequel.

I mostly agree but his collaboration album with Dam Funk was fantastic.

Not sure if this is true but I read recently that Toby Keith has secretly been paying overtime wages for Ferguson and Baltimore police officers. That's kinda cool. I still have no opinion on this whole Red Solo Cup vs. Blue Solo Cup thingbut good on him for doing that other thing, if true.