The bits with him describing what was happening on the green screen were the best. "It all started when…"

If 21 Jump Street is insistent on teaming up with something else (like the Men In Black thing from the Sony leaks), a Kindergarten Cop thing where they go undercover at a school with Arnold taking over the Ice Cube role as their mentor could be great. I really just want Arnold to be a thing again.

What about all of those Papa Roach songs?

I'd be on board with a D2: Mighty Ducks musical with triumphant songs like "Woo, woo, woo, Kenny Woo," "Knucklepuck Rhyme," and the sensual ballad "Eating ice cream with the enemy."

So Don is going to give this hitchiker the Don Draper social security card and shit and he's going to go back to being Dick Whitman, right?

I feel the same way about TJ Miller.

Now that Dexter is out of the picture and she lost her employer, maybe Jamie can finally have time to finish college. She's been going for 7 years and with her 80 hour a week nanny service she's only three years short…

Babysitters' Boyfriends' Club

How Stallone Got His Groove Back

21 Dresses Street -Katherine Heigel (playing herself) has to go undercover as a movie star to thwart the studio system that refuses to provide quality roles for women.

I don't think any four words arranged together could sound less exciting than "PBS Civil War Drama."

Prince would probably just perform a set made up entirely of Foo Fighters b-sides.

They aren't all bad. Girl's Best Friend was pretty cool. It's like a diet Banger.

I'd imagine that to be a successful actor and deal with years of going to auditions and getting turned down and over and over, you probably have to be confident in yourself to the point of arrogance to survive.

I'd rather have a Lance Harbor jersey.

He should've just read all of his lines from Con-Air.

The roof The roof The roof is FIRED

The first match is Vamprio….versus Kaaaaa-aaanneee
Then Ultimate Warrior….shaking ropes on the raaa—aaannng
And what do you get…for the maaaa-aaainnn?
Bubba Duddley versus the Road Dog Jessee Jaaa-aaaames

I would pay huge money for the full chat transcripts from To Catch a Predator. The snippets they showed were always hilarious.

Unless this list was sponsored by Hot Topic, there is absolutely no logical reason Scott Pilgrim should've ranked as high as it did…