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I always thought the show missed a real golden opportunity by not opening the episode after Drew Sharp gets killed with a very exasperated Walter pulling up to the White house in his dirt bike.

Dibbs on his dirt bike.

I didn't even mention Kurupt. You could do an entire season arc concerning the correlation between his "giving a fuck about a bitch" and his financial/marijuana situation.

HBO needs to make a series entirely about Death Row Records in the 90's. Suge Knight dangling people off balconies. Dr. Dre. wearing eye patches. 2pac getting shot and flipping off the paparazzi from a stretcher. Snoop Dogg's murder trial. Nate Dogg doing Nate Dogg things. I know exactly 0 people who would not watch

You got me blacklisted at Hop Sing's!?

Kevin Spacey already does a great Carson (as well as a great Jack Lemmon, Christopher Walken, Al Pacino, Jimmy Stewart, etc). Can he be in this, NBC? Please? I promise I'll watch some of your other shows in return.

That's an insult to Rodman. Rodman also won two rings with the Pistons, where he averaged 18 rebounds PER GAME, TWICE. Rodman is by any measure, the greatest rebounder in the mondern history of the NBA. Ringo isn't the greatest anything.

The essential stars- Removing any of them diminishes the group greatly
Paul- Jordan
Lennon- Pippen
George- Rodman

Kerr was an incredibly clutch performer who made huge shots in the Finals with the Chicago Bulls and then again with the San Antonio Spurs. He was an invaluable piece, where as Ringo was a prototypical role player who worked great in an established system that thousands of other players could have also worked great

Green Day is the musical equivalent of The Simpsons. They were both really good for a long time, but neither knew when to stop and now they've each spent the last 10 years irrevocably tarnishing that initial great run.

Hardwick: Hey Poochie, you look live you've got something to say! Do you?

Sterling Cooper Draper Snipes

Why ponder life's complexities when the fabric runs smooth on Linus' blankie?

I'm going to flip back and forth between last week's Breaking Bad and the Emmy's and try to get back to back scenes of Brian Cranston schmoozing Hollywood and Walter White kidnapping Holly.

Clearly someone has forgotten that everything is up to date in Kansas City.

I just hate that Hollywood thinks this will be relatable. I swear to God if you turn in a screenplay and the main character does something with blogs it will get made in 5 seconds. This is just another movie for Hollywood to make to perpetuate the stereotype that every person under 30 has these kickass jobs writing

That joke isn't funny anymore

Sounds like a great place to go if you, "no want trouble."

It wasn't all I'd hoped for….

Where does Jamie Lee Curtis sit on the "People With 3 First Names" power rankings? I've got her slotted near the bottom somewhere between Phillip Michael Thomas and Seann William Scott.