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You had me at FUCK

It'd be a lot cooler if Creed was just about Rocky training Scott Stapp

RJ Mitte snubbed once again…

Actually it's spelled s-h-o-p-p-i-n-g. Bazinga.

I am admittedly a little bit worried about catching her Boston Crabs

(The remaining space of this comment contains a list of things I would NOT do sexually to a 48 year old Mary-Louise Parker)

I see that, in addition to the story about the bomber, there is also a feature about Jay-Z's new album. I feel like back to back stories about terrorism may be a bit overkill.

So it's basically like She's All That, the TV show?

This. It's like the Ebert saying something about "when someone asks me how good Hellboy is they are asking me to compare it to The Hulk not Citizen Kane" (I can't find the exact quote)

I started watching this show when I was like 12 and a decade later I'm irrationally still sucked in. It's the most entertaining trash on television and I, like Bill Simmons, consider it to be America's 4th major sport.

I watched Spring Breakers last night and was thoroughly entertained. Franco's "look at my shit" speech was pretty fantastic.

Yea, it's my favorite rap album of the year so far.

Video is awful, but this song is incredible. It sounds like a hip hop version of something off of Pretty Hate Machine.

Photography is not adorkable.

He should've released it straight to PS2 users since he hasn't put out a great solo album since 2003. He's very similar to Michael Jordan. If he had gone out with The Black Album it would have been an incredible high note to end on, like Jordan had he gone out after winning the 98 title. Instead he came out of

I have 5 of the same top 6.

Watching my friends obsessively play Guitar Hero ruined about 500 songs for me. Most notably, "Message in a Bottle"

I refuse to admit that "Outshined" isn't an awesome song. Mainly because of this scene from True Romance.

Look Who's Talking Too was filmed when Bruce Willis and Roseanne Barr were actually babies and then the footage was combined with present day Travolta/Kristie Alley

But…..oh…..those summer……flllllliiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhttttttsssss