The Man Who Farted On Liberty Valance

Small Child : SHANE, SHANE, COME BACK SHANE!

Small Child : SHANE, SHANE, COME BACK SHANE!

Best episode so far of what's easily shaping up to be the worst season ever.

Best episode so far of what's easily shaping up to be the worst season ever.

Conan The Octogenarian

Conan The Octogenarian

Remember when every Enrique Iglesias music video featured someone incredibly hot for him to have sex with? jennifer love hewitt, mischa barton, mickey rourke…etc.

Remember when every Enrique Iglesias music video featured someone incredibly hot for him to have sex with? jennifer love hewitt, mischa barton, mickey rourke…etc.

Emma Neslon from Degrassi: The Next Generation>Emma Watson>Emma Stone

Emma Neslon from Degrassi: The Next Generation>Emma Watson>Emma Stone

I'd like to know what social circles require knowledge of who the voice of Disney's Mulan was and how I can become a part of them.

I'd like to know what social circles require knowledge of who the voice of Disney's Mulan was and how I can become a part of them.

I will forever maintain that Lana looks exactly like Matthew Lillard in Hackers to the point that she went into the salon and said "give me the Cereal Killer"

I will forever maintain that Lana looks exactly like Matthew Lillard in Hackers to the point that she went into the salon and said "give me the Cereal Killer"

Better than last week's travesty but still nowhere close to being on par with South Park in its prime. I will admit though I laughed out loud when they asked Cartman if he was dressed as Chaz Bono.

Better than last week's travesty but still nowhere close to being on par with South Park in its prime. I will admit though I laughed out loud when they asked Cartman if he was dressed as Chaz Bono.

Johnny Depp's waste of talent is far more annoying. He could work with any director he wants but instead he's probably sitting in Tim Burton's basement working on some edgy Rumplestiltskin adaptation right now…

Johnny Depp's waste of talent is far more annoying. He could work with any director he wants but instead he's probably sitting in Tim Burton's basement working on some edgy Rumplestiltskin adaptation right now…

It makes sense that a real estate agent would hate homeless people. Their lifestyle spits in his face on a daily basis. They are natural rivals.