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Every single kid I knew in 5th grade had an older brother that had this album.

RIP Ugly Kid Joe

RIP Ugly Kid Joe

Thanks to the lame ass security, I'm singing off key!

Thanks to the lame ass security, I'm singing off key!

As someone who lifts weights, we are by far the more obnoxious group. You only get the benefits of going to the gym if you tag yourself there on Facebook with the headline "Gettin' Swole"

As someone who lifts weights, we are by far the more obnoxious group. You only get the benefits of going to the gym if you tag yourself there on Facebook with the headline "Gettin' Swole"

No Mr. Ryan, but I did meet Brandon Weeden. He used to go out to the bars with teammates after big wins and awkwardly stand around in the corner like he wasn't 30 years old.

No Mr. Ryan, but I did meet Brandon Weeden. He used to go out to the bars with teammates after big wins and awkwardly stand around in the corner like he wasn't 30 years old.

Yea, I said "met" in the original comment to make it sound as if it was an event to encounter a black person. In the above comment, it was just a poor choice of words. I went to Oklahoma State. I'd guess there are 5 to 10,000 black students enrolled there.

Yea, I said "met" in the original comment to make it sound as if it was an event to encounter a black person. In the above comment, it was just a poor choice of words. I went to Oklahoma State. I'd guess there are 5 to 10,000 black students enrolled there.

I was making a joke about Oklahoma. I've met plenty of black people. Oklahoma is actually a lot more multi-cultural than people would think. We have a huge Indian population and in Oklahoma City and Tulsa there are pretty large black/hispanic populations.

I was making a joke about Oklahoma. I've met plenty of black people. Oklahoma is actually a lot more multi-cultural than people would think. We have a huge Indian population and in Oklahoma City and Tulsa there are pretty large black/hispanic populations.

Its weird because in Oklahoma, Tyler Perry fans are all church going white people. Neither of the black people I've met are fans of Madea at all.

Its weird because in Oklahoma, Tyler Perry fans are all church going white people. Neither of the black people I've met are fans of Madea at all.

I will smash your face into a jelly! I will reign down on you with the hammer of Thor….because of the implication. Retard: 1, Normal: 0.

I will smash your face into a jelly! I will reign down on you with the hammer of Thor….because of the implication. Retard: 1, Normal: 0.

If you played a game each Thursday where you had to drink each time Sunny did an unfunny, lazy call back to try and mine cheap laughs, you'd be drunk before the cold open finished. This was my favorite show for 5 years but it is now officially dead.

If you played a game each Thursday where you had to drink each time Sunny did an unfunny, lazy call back to try and mine cheap laughs, you'd be drunk before the cold open finished. This was my favorite show for 5 years but it is now officially dead.

Does he have to carry that apple juice around all night?