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Brian Keith Jones is the Wee Bay to Nelly's Avon…

I like to imagine that every time a scientist has some sort of breakthrough they hear the old man from "She Blinded Me With Science"  scream "SCIENCE" in their head…

I like to imagine that every time a scientist has some sort of breakthrough they hear the old man from "She Blinded Me With Science"  scream "SCIENCE" in their head…

Idk I'm from Oklahoma…..we're not exactly the most forward thinking bunch…

Idk I'm from Oklahoma…..we're not exactly the most forward thinking bunch…

My buddy went to high school with the kid who was Porky in the 1994 movie. Apparently he was very flamboyantly gay and picked on a lot.

My buddy went to high school with the kid who was Porky in the 1994 movie. Apparently he was very flamboyantly gay and picked on a lot.

Nothing beats a buck and a duck….

Nothing beats a buck and a duck….

2 Cool Raul Made a Fool of the Oriole

2 Cool Raul Made a Fool of the Oriole

"…And The Beat Goes On"

"…And The Beat Goes On"

A buddy cop movie is on the way. I can't wait for the scene where they argue about the proper way to call someone a "motherfucker". Is it (deep voice) Muthafucka or (high pitched squeel) Mudddafuckuuuhhhhh? I need to know. 

A buddy cop movie is on the way. I can't wait for the scene where they argue about the proper way to call someone a "motherfucker". Is it (deep voice) Muthafucka or (high pitched squeel) Mudddafuckuuuhhhhh? I need to know. 

Stealing from The CW is like robbing a homeless person. It's funny but doesn't really help you out in any way.

Stealing from The CW is like robbing a homeless person. It's funny but doesn't really help you out in any way.

To be fair, he suffered severe public humiliation as governor and rebounded by going right back to film. I think he's got like 3 films in various stages of production right now, and based on the gross of The Expendables movies and revival of mindless violence, I think you'd have to be crazy to not think they are going

To be fair, he suffered severe public humiliation as governor and rebounded by going right back to film. I think he's got like 3 films in various stages of production right now, and based on the gross of The Expendables movies and revival of mindless violence, I think you'd have to be crazy to not think they are going

Arnold isn't a great actor or person really, but his rise to fame is pretty damn inspiring. To be a kid in Austria and decide you are A. Going to become a bodybuilding champion at a time when no one gives a shit about bodybuilding and B. Parlay your dominence in a sport no one gives a shit about into an insanely