The one on the left looks like Matthew Lillard in Hackers.

I don't care how good it is. The last 10 years have been unforgivable.

I don't care how good it is. The last 10 years have been unforgivable.

Ugh. This is only going to increase his celebrity profile and make it even harder for me to get my "Diarrhea Of a Mad Black Woman" screenplay to him….

Ugh. This is only going to increase his celebrity profile and make it even harder for me to get my "Diarrhea Of a Mad Black Woman" screenplay to him….

Looks like I am in the minority, but as a poor young adult, Miller High Life has been my go to beer for years. I prefer it over all of it's more expensive domestic counterparts. I think Bud Light is absolutely disgusting and would rather drink Keystone Light any day of the week.

Looks like I am in the minority, but as a poor young adult, Miller High Life has been my go to beer for years. I prefer it over all of it's more expensive domestic counterparts. I think Bud Light is absolutely disgusting and would rather drink Keystone Light any day of the week.

But where is Clucky White?

But where is Clucky White?

JUDGE JEEEEEWWWW-DDDDDAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

JUDGE JEEEEEWWWW-DDDDDAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

Depp already committed to be in Tim Burton's dark, edgy Rumplestiltskin update…

Depp already committed to be in Tim Burton's dark, edgy Rumplestiltskin update…

Let me hear that dirty word….SOCIALISM

Let me hear that dirty word….SOCIALISM

Home Alone 2 is such a solid sequel. So much better than Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close, which should've just been called "Home Alone 9/11." Basically the same premise: a kid runs around New York alone causing mischief, somehow never gets raped. Pesci, Stern, and Tim Curry are all hillarious.

Home Alone 2 is such a solid sequel. So much better than Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close, which should've just been called "Home Alone 9/11." Basically the same premise: a kid runs around New York alone causing mischief, somehow never gets raped. Pesci, Stern, and Tim Curry are all hillarious.

Robocop. That movie is fantastically brutal.

Robocop. That movie is fantastically brutal.

Has there even been a less likeable TV couple than Jim and Pam at this point? As individuals they had redeeming qualities, but ever since they got together they've been this horrid wave of mean spirited smug assholeness. I will only be satisfied if the series ends with the brutal murder of both of them and Cici being…