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I like Scarface and Depalma in general, but the 80's aerobic exercise music that plays in the background during some of the shootouts is about the most distracting illfitting thing ever.

Jon Otto!…..take 'em to the matthews bridge!

Jon Otto!…..take 'em to the matthews bridge!

Apparently, Russia needs pussy control.

Apparently, Russia needs pussy control.

DMX's 90's output was fantastic.

DMX's 90's output was fantastic.

Nope, it's a totally different move. Bret Hart's goes du du du du du du…du du du du du du du. Mine goes du du du du du du du..TICK…du du du du du du du du. It's not the same move.

Nope, it's a totally different move. Bret Hart's goes du du du du du du…du du du du du du du. Mine goes du du du du du du du..TICK…du du du du du du du du. It's not the same move.

Richard Simmons=American hero. That guy actually cares about people's health to unreal levels. He spends his entire day calling random strangers who write to him to offer encouragement. Pretty incredible. 

Richard Simmons=American hero. That guy actually cares about people's health to unreal levels. He spends his entire day calling random strangers who write to him to offer encouragement. Pretty incredible. 

Any of the essential Springsteen albums with the E Street Band. Just seeing Bruce bring them a bare bones tune and seeing them flourish it out beyond belief would be amazing.

Any of the essential Springsteen albums with the E Street Band. Just seeing Bruce bring them a bare bones tune and seeing them flourish it out beyond belief would be amazing.

Don't you hate pants!?

Don't you hate pants!?

Show hasn't been good since season 4. I think the only way to make it exciting was to have someone finally find out, so I'm going to give this season a chance. My hope is that he kills Deb, gets caught, and the manhunt is on for the final season. My dark passenger is still willing to give this show another chance.

Show hasn't been good since season 4. I think the only way to make it exciting was to have someone finally find out, so I'm going to give this season a chance. My hope is that he kills Deb, gets caught, and the manhunt is on for the final season. My dark passenger is still willing to give this show another chance.

That storyline with the surfer kid, Johnny, was just fucking painful.

That storyline with the surfer kid, Johnny, was just fucking painful.

I explained how my liking old wrestling is different. I watch old wrestling matches at my house for kicks and that's the extent of it. I'm not a "edgehead" orr any of those other phrases you just made up. My love of wrestling ceases to exist when I open the door to leave my house. I don't paint my face in public. I