Justin Kirk going from working with Kevin Nealon to a monkey makes me sad. It's too late in his career for lateral moves.

A More Perfect Union was such a great song.

A More Perfect Union was such a great song.

a little too Raph…

a little too Raph…

YOU TAKE OUT THE HEART, YOU BRING DOWN THE BEAST!

YOU TAKE OUT THE HEART, YOU BRING DOWN THE BEAST!

I hit CTRL+F, typed Ken Jeong, found a match, and then stopped reading.

I hit CTRL+F, typed Ken Jeong, found a match, and then stopped reading.

Extremely Loud was the single most insulting trip I've ever taken to a cinema.

Extremely Loud was the single most insulting trip I've ever taken to a cinema.

For me, it's Hot Tub Time Machine. The "dude, I had sex with your MOM!" trailer made me think pure awfulness was in store.

For me, it's Hot Tub Time Machine. The "dude, I had sex with your MOM!" trailer made me think pure awfulness was in store.

While we're on this subject, Under The Cherry Moon isn't as bad as people say either. Is it a failure? Yes. But it's a fantastically over the top failure. And the truth is Prince's failures are more interesting than 99.9% of other people's successes.

While we're on this subject, Under The Cherry Moon isn't as bad as people say either. Is it a failure? Yes. But it's a fantastically over the top failure. And the truth is Prince's failures are more interesting than 99.9% of other people's successes.

Never saw Reign of Fire but I remember the trailer and I still emphatically say "YOU TAKE OUT THE HEART, YOU BRING DOWN THE BEAST!" at least once a week

Never saw Reign of Fire but I remember the trailer and I still emphatically say "YOU TAKE OUT THE HEART, YOU BRING DOWN THE BEAST!" at least once a week

I've done it. Trust me it does not hold up at all. Rewatching Donnie Darko again is like reading Catcher In the Rye as an adult.

I've done it. Trust me it does not hold up at all. Rewatching Donnie Darko again is like reading Catcher In the Rye as an adult.

The Simpsons movie was the worst 90 minutes I've ever spent in a theater. I'm a huge 90's Simpsons fan, but the movie was just god awful. I think smiled a total of two times and both of those were canceled out by Spiderpig jokes.