From now on I will begin all sentences with "As an MC Chris fan since 2004"

This sounds like the set up for a wacky comedy.

This sounds like the set up for a wacky comedy.

I now dislike Ike.

I now dislike Ike.

Jumanji kicked so much ass when I was 10.

Jumanji kicked so much ass when I was 10.

Wilfred would like a word with you.

Wilfred would like a word with you.

I would really like to learn more about this Sullivan and Son show via annoying flash banners on every website I go to. Sadly, some dreams will never come true…

I would really like to learn more about this Sullivan and Son show via annoying flash banners on every website I go to. Sadly, some dreams will never come true…

Jerkin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Jerkin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Glen Howerton should have won for The Dennis System episode alone.

Glen Howerton should have won for The Dennis System episode alone.

See Ross's keyboard or any of the 80's episodes

See Ross's keyboard or any of the 80's episodes

I hope the POTUS, FLOTUS, and F-DOTUS are all on hand to accept.

I hope the POTUS, FLOTUS, and F-DOTUS are all on hand to accept.

I actually maintain that Friends was pretty consistently funny.