I personally try to find the best AC venting.

In Texas, the Guadalupe and Blanco Rivers are the most popular for youtubing.

Every gym in America has a bank of big screens above the cardio equipment, and they play the same four channels: CNN, Fox News, ESPN and HGTV. That's it and nothing more.

I imagine she must spend all her money on tampons.

Not anymore! Tony Romo saved us all!

*Megyn Kelly gets hit in the nuts*

Fox News: We're on the Screen Next to HGTV at Your Gym So Do More Cardio.

The only winning move is not to play.

Then this one: twitter.com/chaensaw/status…

Next up for Clayton Purdom is this site: http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

I read that as "Falwell's giant butt plug" at first, and that too made sense.

It figures artificial intelligence would be quick to realize the crushing existential despair that accompanies being aware of one's own existence. And robots don't even have a religion to fall back on for self-justification as they would too quickly realize no known religion, past or present, makes any logical sense.…

Paul Blott: Mall Robot

YARGGH!!! G. E. O. SMASH!!!

Clayton PurDOOM.

He's got to be tucking, right? No way a saucer covers everything, right?

Work? No thanks, bro. I'm not a slave to the man.

If you give the fry cook a hundo, he'll give you some pixie dust that'll make you fly, man.

You're loco.

But the paranoia…