Butts are shitty.

Guys, they've already released the second one. You're a bit slower than normal, AV Club.

*dumps a box full of rolled-up quarters on @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus's head*

All those sexy Breitbarters here for the Trump articles may stick around and see this.

She's just not into pandaring to her audience.

That does make me feel better!

I can see that not a one of us is original.

And finally we have a president who'd like it.

You've confused her with Britney Spears.

She's bearly done any activism at all!

I somehow knew Katy Perry would bring about the downfall of Western civilization, but I didn't think it would be like this. Never like this.

It's the sport of kings.

Prime Minister? That's a funny name. I'd have called it a chazzwozzer.

Rookie reporter: http://www.nbc.com/saturday…

My bad. And sometimes bears.

Fair enough. Especially since Trump officially made it untrue.

Wait… So it's more serious when there is not a crowd to incite?

*sigh*

Same here. All the AMCs around me have converted to assigned seating that reclines. They are fantastic.

No fatties.