I watched it last week, and I like how nobody gets a pass. It basically concludes that everybody is shitty and judgmental to everybody else. I can dig that message.

You rang?

If anyone's done it, it was probably Tom Waits.

I bet he doesn't even have a scraggly beard.

I'm going to Fucking, Austria.

Everybody sings songs about New York state, but nobody cares about the city.

I've heard if you can make it in Greenbow, Alabama, you can make it anywhere.

It's like it's a character.

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She always was. She just wasn't comfortable with her identity at the time, which is why she dated you. Your femininity seemed like a good jumping off point.

I will!

I take it you just read the Trump article?

Somersaults are fun!

How did you sneak that iPhone into your padded cell?

I might actually enjoy it, which looking back, had I been more open to this in the first place, we might still be together.

What? Elgort Lumptydink isn't a big enough name for you?

I've never watched an ex-girlfriend have sex with somebody else, so I can't say whether it would be a good thing or a bad thing.

That's like the movie Twins and Trump is the one played by Danny DeVito.

Hail to the Queef

Who could call this fine physical specimen ugly?