I wish I found men attractive rather than gross. My sex life would be so much better.

Never been to anywhere hot then, yeah?

The primary campus for ACC is based out of an old high school.

I don't disagree.

Fuck that wannabee.

Yes. It is awful, but at least Disqus didn't make us contemplate moving to a foreign country.

Unless you're Dawnald.

Not a dainty puny cup of hot tea. Grab a big manly, sixteen-ounced glass of gee-it's-hot-in-Houston iced tea and you're golden.

I once took classes at ACC. I'm not ashamed of it. I also went to a university afterwards. While I was at ACC, I met a number of UT students getting relatively cheap educations for their basics.

I mean… have cash before you walk in and drink tea or water. It's not rocket surgery.

If it had asses to/too/two asses, I've muthafuckin' seen it.

It's been announced. It's not gossip. It was announced in a Business Insider or Business Weekly article. Univision is packaging its online content into one crappy package for easier ad sales, and they chose the Kinja format for comments because they own it outright.

I saw that movie.

NBC did make Dawnald a ubiquitous thing in households populated by nincompoops. The math checks out.

The only times I've been to titty bars have been more out of anthropological curiosity than for any titillation factors, and I've got to say I've yet to be somewhere else on Earth where a pair of nice boobs and a nice butt were less sexy. Transactional sex/sexiness just feels so nope to me.

Not true. My girls have seen Wonder Woman twice now. If it takes beating this bullshit to bring them to a third show, then I will.

Her?

And you were most likely shitting yourself because you witnessed a thing fer real for the very first time.

Are you a professional dickhead, or are you a natural one? Either way, you're insufferable.

There are delightful things about this, specifically the irony. I'm sorry that's lost on you. You probably hate Monty Python too.