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Monte Hellmans Mayonnaise
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Wallace Stevens is one of my favorites - a truly underrated genius, in my opinion.

Man, your comments are so on the ball in this thread I think I may be in love with you. Will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?

Being too self-centered and oblivious to know you're hurting someone doesn't absolve you of your crime. If anything, I think it makes him more of an asshole BECAUSE he's not aware. If a dude knows he's being an asshole, at least it means he knows the difference between right and wrong and is choosing the wrong.

That makes me feel better.

In Treatment, too, was originally from Israel.

You haven't lived until you've seen Teen Witch.

Nailed it. I wish I could like this more than once.

I have never seen that, but it is HILARIOUS! Just made my day.

I'm king!
And they know it!
When I snap my fingers everybody says sure!
I'm hot!
And you're not!
But if you wanna hang with me I'll give it a shot!

@avclub-0874d98b2ded08e831644f34ecf0f989:disqus I *HATE* the "surprise baby" excuse, which happens more often than you would think in real life. It's called birth control, people. You can still get pregnant if you haven't gone through menopause yet. For god's sakes, are people really that stupid??

Seriously? Does he not understand about how catchy songs appeal to people?

Bottoms on TOP.

No love for a Monte Hellman's Mayonnaise sandwich or some shit like that?

This would be good news to me, if that new single Suit & Tie were actually good. It's not. It's terrible. Just awful.

Let's face it, any girl who says "bigger is better" is lying her ass off unless she has a huge vagina. The truth is, average-sized usually works best anyway.

I also think it's just a symptom of getting older. Not sure how old you are, but I'll be 29 in a few weeks, and every year just gets shorter and shorter - literally, as each year that passes represents a smaller fraction of my lifetime than the year before it. It seems like only yesterday I was a college young'un.

I also think it's just a symptom of getting older. Not sure how old you are, but I'll be 29 in a few weeks, and every year just gets shorter and shorter - literally, as each year that passes represents a smaller fraction of my lifetime than the year before it. It seems like only yesterday I was a college young'un.

Well, I mean, "still using" is a bit strong. I would say I still think fondly of it and play it maybe once a year.

Well, I mean, "still using" is a bit strong. I would say I still think fondly of it and play it maybe once a year.

So she's Cathy?