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Monte Hellmans Mayonnaise
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I think you're probably right. I imagine any pregnancy, assuming they're even fertile, would be extremely high risk, if not downright impossible.

I think they would need to both be considered the mother; they share the eggs AND the womb. Although, is there a way to tell via DNA testing after birth? Do the twins both have the same DNA? It's so confusing!

I think they would need to both be considered the mother; they share the eggs AND the womb. Although, is there a way to tell via DNA testing after birth? Do the twins both have the same DNA? It's so confusing!

But the examples of Lucio and Simplicio or the Siamese Twins are different, because while they were conjoined they didn't wholly share the same body, and they had separate sets of reproductive organs. Abby and Brittany have one set of reproductive organs, meaning that the sexual act would be simultaneous for them, and

But the examples of Lucio and Simplicio or the Siamese Twins are different, because while they were conjoined they didn't wholly share the same body, and they had separate sets of reproductive organs. Abby and Brittany have one set of reproductive organs, meaning that the sexual act would be simultaneous for them, and

It just seems like such a horrible, tragic situation. Never alone, nothing private. For most of us, if we have nothing or own nothing we at least have our bodies, but for these girls, they don't even have that.

It just seems like such a horrible, tragic situation. Never alone, nothing private. For most of us, if we have nothing or own nothing we at least have our bodies, but for these girls, they don't even have that.

Okay, I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking this, but is it a given that they'll never have sex or get married? How would that even be possible, and what man (or men) would want to be involved in it other than some fetishists who would only be trying to take advantage? And what about something like masterbation? Or

Okay, I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking this, but is it a given that they'll never have sex or get married? How would that even be possible, and what man (or men) would want to be involved in it other than some fetishists who would only be trying to take advantage? And what about something like masterbation? Or

Is that the one where they do the old-fashioned murder-mystery show? Because that episode has me in tears laughing every time I see it.

Is that the one where they do the old-fashioned murder-mystery show? Because that episode has me in tears laughing every time I see it.

Yesssss. This. So poorly written, so many incomplete or run-on sentences. And seriously, WHY was The Mighty Quinn mentioned? Am I missing something? Was it released the same weekend of 1989?? I…just….don't…comprehend….

Yesssss. This. So poorly written, so many incomplete or run-on sentences. And seriously, WHY was The Mighty Quinn mentioned? Am I missing something? Was it released the same weekend of 1989?? I…just….don't…comprehend….

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus What is this, an AOL chat room circa 1996?

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus What is this, an AOL chat room circa 1996?

I know I'll probably get skewered for this, but have you thought of eharmony/match.com/various dating sites? I don't mean to sound like an advertisement, but I do have several friends that have had successful (so far) long-term relationships (and now marriage) as a result of those sites. Alternatively, do you have

I know I'll probably get skewered for this, but have you thought of eharmony/match.com/various dating sites? I don't mean to sound like an advertisement, but I do have several friends that have had successful (so far) long-term relationships (and now marriage) as a result of those sites. Alternatively, do you have

I also think Dan's advice to GIMP is good…for the most part. However, I almost think he's a little too encouraging in the whole  get-back-together-if-she-changes realm. GIMP's girlfriend put pictures of her online on fetish web sites without her consent. In this day and age, how does a loved one justify that kind of

I also think Dan's advice to GIMP is good…for the most part. However, I almost think he's a little too encouraging in the whole  get-back-together-if-she-changes realm. GIMP's girlfriend put pictures of her online on fetish web sites without her consent. In this day and age, how does a loved one justify that kind of

This is why everyone should use the Federal and State judiciary case searches online. That's how I found out my fiance's father beat the shit out of his mother when my fiance was a child (around 5, so he doesn't remember it happening). That man will never be allowed anywhere near me or my children, and that's a