I prefer MURMAIDER!!!!

Workin' on my Night Cheese!

You should be.

I am ashamed at all the typos in these questions…unless they're intentional; then they're hiLARious. Not.

OK seriously, how do you have time to watch so many movies over the weekend? Don't you have errands? Social obligations? School work? Work? I just don't understand!!

Oh yeah, and she's not fictional. Facebook, my friend, Facebook.

Rabin as a reviewer has particularly gone down hill in the last couple years. My theory is he now takes all his ideas/opinions from him girlfriend who apparently doesn't know what the eff she's talking about.

So…many…options!!

@avclub-22ce23196c2ec6eadd651bf0ba7d4d75:disqus That is starting to sound vaguely familiar, I guess I was thinking of Aristotle's entelechaea (being-at-work-staying-itself) from On the Soul. Mostly what I remember from reading Hegel is the master-slave dialectic and something about the self being in opposition to…

@avclub-22ce23196c2ec6eadd651bf0ba7d4d75:disqus Isn't that Aristotle?

It's called Hegelian Spirit, motherfuckers. It's why the entire population rose up and left Moscow while it burned to the ground, and it's why everyone bought Lana Del Ray's new album. Both events are necessary on our path to the final, finite endpoint of history.

What in blazes are you talking about?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Seems you like schticky humor rather than "evil" humor that you view as subversive when it really isn't.

Agreed. Also, the thing with comics like Jeselnik is that it seems to be too much of a schtick. Schticks in general tend to have low-replay value and many times are immediately dated (there are timeless schticks, but they're few and far between). Louis CK's stand up is the opposite of schticky. He's a philosophical…

I watched the same standup marathon and had the EXACT OPPOSITE reaction, namely that watching Louis C.K. after those fresh-faced neophites made their stand-up look like absolute shit in comparison to Louis' seasoned, mature perspective. I chuckled at Jeselnik and Schumer but laughed so hard I cried and my side ached…

What a weird-ass assumption to make from my comment. I really have no idea what you're talking about; I wasn't at all implying that people think Portlandia is the anti-Tim and Eric. What I WAS implying (or actually, stating directly) is that people are quick to bash something as overtly disturbing as Tim & Eric, but…

I'll bet the same fuckers who are bashing Tim and Eric here are just in luuuuuurve with Portlandia, which essentially owes the majority of its style and humor to Tim and Eric. Whatever. Tim and Eric can be amazing, albeit in small doses. While that could make for a disastrous full-length movie (in my opinion), it's…

Shut up, Mom…just SHUT. UP.

I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!