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At least (I hope) no one here is going to go see this, right?

Tagline
"Buckle your shoes, you're in for a lumpy ride."

Sorry, I'm late, Kirk.

Will there be cake?

They are reserved for being defiled (metaphorically, not endorsing rape here) by, I don't know, Kathy Bates.

I live 80 minutes away from Buffalo.

Wow, snarkity snark snark snarker snarkington.

I really did not expect to start a waterfall of cunt based comments with that, but, hey I did my good deed for the day.

A wild rose plucked from the gaping maw of a living mountain.
Evian Water…canned.
No more than 4 light-bulbs, crushed and wrapped in velvet.
1 Maltese child to be lashed with crushed light-bulbs wrapped in velvet.
An iPad made of recycled iPods.
A 1st edition copy of "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion."
A little-person…

You guys spelled cunt wrong.

She can dig wherever she damn well pleases.

What am I blowing again? Sweden? Fine. Fine. As long as it means it will finally respect me.

I'm shocked, honestly, I had no idea we evoked such hatred at times, Kirk-ol-buddy-ol-pal, but I guess for every Cat Man Does there's a NOT who just follows us around blindly, doing our bidding, highing our fives and so on and so on.

Well, he did make 3 jokes about that guy who quit his job as a flight attendant last night without ever going the obvious route.

Me too, Arsenio, me too. But, the good news is we only have to wait til November evidently.

Kielbasa wins. Thread over.

I think we all know that that is possibly the best suggestion so far.

I wish I could forget Rob Schneider. He haunts my dreams.

I just assumed we never stopped talking about Mel Gibson.