Ostensibly, I'm with you on this one.

I was marginally excited…
… until I saw how many clicks it would take to actually download. Then I grew lethargic and decided it would be best to post my derision right here where it all began.

He just wants to get his kids back.

Nope, please explain in more detail.

She sure is a pretty lady.

"Let's Blow This Joint"
We get! It's about a lady who sells pot. Jesus Jumped Up Daddy Long Legs Christ.

I say!

Uh…it was…uhm…NOT a vagina.

When I won my Grammy the rules were a lot simpler: if you could buy off the judges, you won.

I stand by my previous statement.

The Simpsons is more a part of life than a television show… at least the good seasons… I can't think of anything that helped form the person I am today than The Simpsons and my parents.

She was released immediately following sentencing, Phel. Sorry. Want to go get some Ponds Cold Cream and talk about it?

I think the AVC should executive produce that series of films. You know the first one would sweep the Oscars.

Yeah, but who hasn't murdered a hooker? Am I right? I'm right.

[EXPLAINS IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING AND THAT HE THOUGHT KIRK WAS DENYING HIM, BUT WILDCARD JUST TURNED TOO QUICKLY AND FELL OVER…AGAIN]

Fella, that's how I proposed to Mrs. Charlie. I was down on bended knee, it was nearing midnight and the ring was in my back pocket, I was nervous because I didn't know if I could muster up the strength to ask; "Will you be my Vagina-faced alien?"

The jam bands are in the trees, man. I hear a 14 minute guitar solo going on outside my window right now. They're everywhere. What with their hackensacks and bingo drums and marihoochie waiting to take me when I'm least expecting it.

It's fine, who gives a shot about Morocco now anyway? Ever since Princess Grace died it's been downhill, man.

I always wanted him to use "Get the Chooper…VOTE NOW" as a campaign slogan, but it never panned out. That and, "Vote for me if you want to live."

Super League Of Rich Guys
Have you read those comics? They're awful.