I'm always playing under the assumption that you only fuck them once?

Haha I meant Bennett but I'd be OK seeing Luschek shirtless most days as well.

I did some research on prisoners and guards getting married because I was curious and I'm guessing it probably wouldn't happen. It varies by state but most states have regulations against prisoners marrying each other, guards marrying prisoners, and even life-sentence prisoners getting married. Also, the…

But if you were married you'd get to see him shirtless EVERY DAY!

I was unconvinced by her reunion with Poussey in terms of where her character had gone this season. Maybe I watched the episodes too quickly but it felt like I got whiplash by how quickly she went from defending Vee and the drugs to crying with Poussey in the library? I dunno it just didn't feel very natural to me.

Can we FMK the prison guards here? I am with Black Cindy all the way. I would marry Bennett so I could look at his cute face forever!, kill Healy, and fuck Caputo, he definitely seems like the kind of guy who would try hard.

Oh my god I think of these scene every time I hear "Can't Take My Eyes off You".

I didn't really read it that way, but it's definitely a possibility. To me, Pornstache does not seem like the kind of person to nobly sacrifice himself…

Oh no, I hadn't heard that! What happened? Did he not like playing a jerk??

Well, are you eating free cookies?

Yeah it was pretty ingenious the way that they gave us a break from Pornstache and then reintroduced him. If this had happened immediately after he got caught having sex with Daya I would have thought, "Yes, he's awful, lock the motherfucker up!" But because of the break, and also I think, because of the cracks in…

I thought for sure it was going to be a one-note joke, and yet I keep laughing out loud at stuff I see floating around. The story about George R.R. Martin's unfamiliarity with horses really tickled me for some reason.

Oh dear I posted about this too, I didn't realize there was already a pizza judgement thread!

"I told you scissoring wasn't a thing"

Who doesn't like pizza? It can be literally anything! That's like saying you don't like food that comes in bowls.

I really loved it, but when I recommend it to people I always add that if you find the character's language off-putting you probably won't enjoy the book. I can completely see why it would be annoying, but I found it endearing. I think hearing from his mother would have broken the spell of his speech patterns.

Also, "restaurants." I've never been to Ottawa, but I assume they have places you can buy food, other than grocery stores.

"I should probably give you some cash…I coked a lot of this"

It's Kroll of Showes! The superfluous e is very important, it's how you know it is olden times.

I do love Fabrice Fabrice and his tiny waters.