Mr. T…erry Crews.

Otherwise known as "Food Puns: The Movie."

The fuck, Marcus. The fuck.

Yeah, this was a pretty weak season premiere, even by South Park's standards. Usually, their social/political commentary episodes are pretty biting and clever, but this one just felt too dated and uninspired. Turning the government into God and DMVs into churches is a fun idea, but the way it played out was just…

The chemistry Winston, Schmidt, and Nick have at this point is fucking gold. I don't think it can get funnier than it already is.

The bit with Malin chugging down the alcohol-spiked water bottle was the biggest laugh of the night for me. This looks like a really promising series that hopefully won't get the axe by the end of the year.

Yep, Disney and Marvel sure have mastered the art of in-your-face promotion.

Not gonna lie. I had a bit of a nerdgasm when Clark Gregg came from out of the shadows.

It's so nice to see her again after watching "Compliance" a few months ago.

Another terrific episode in this already exceptional sitcom. I have a feeling it's only gonna get better later in the season. Andre Braugher's delivery is absolutely spot-on.

She must be a '90s bitch.

Touché.

This is the same reviewer who gave "Blurred Lines" a B+. Why am I not surprised?

Yeah, it's become sort of a guilty pleasure, I hate to admit. "Ready for the Weekend" is also a pretty catchy song.

Worse than Nickelback? Blasphemy!

No argument there, but "Supersoaker" has a pretty catchy hook, so that at least bumps this album up to a C+ for me.

I'm all for experimental, psychedelic rock, but this was fucking garbage. The album makes "Congratulations" sound like a masterpiece by comparison, that's how bad this shit is.

One grade lower than Take Care, but still, that's pretty impressive. The album definitely has some solid tracks, particularly "Hold On" and "From Time." The only real terrible songs on here are "Pound Cake," an overlong mess with one of Jay Z's worst verses to date, and "Started From the Bottom." But hey, at least the…

This was a good episode. Not great, just good. It was better than last week's, but still a pretty contrived plot. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like the Mordecai/Rigby dynamic, but Rigby-centric adventures often end up being some of the show's weakest material. Sure, there were a few fun gags, but God, that raccoon…

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